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t, and appropriated his liquid store. A compromise is not always a settlement satisfactory to both parties. XXI. A sheep, making a long journey, found the heat of his fleece very uncomfortable, and seeing a flock of other sheep in a fold, evidently awaiting for some one, leaped over and joined them, in the hope of being shorn. Perceiving the shepherd approaching, and the other sheep huddling into a remote corner of the fold, he shouldered his way forward, and going up to the shepherd, said: "Did you ever see such a lot of fools? It's lucky I came along to set them an example of docility. Seeing me operated upon, they 'll be glad to offer themselves." "Perhaps so," replied the shepherd, laying hold of the animal's horns; "but I never kill more than one sheep at a time. Mutton won't keep in hot weather." The chops tasted excellently well with tomato sauce. The moral of this fable isn't what you think it is. It is this: The chops of another man's mutton are _always_ nice eating. XXII. Two travellers between Teheran and Bagdad met half-way up the vertical face of a rock, on a path only a cubit in width. As both were in a hurry, and etiquette would allow neither to set his foot upon the other even if dignity had permitted prostration, they maintained for some time a stationary condition. After some reflection, each decided to jump round the other; but as etiquette did not warrant conversation with a stranger, neither made known his intention. The consequence was they met, with considerable emphasis, about four feet from the edge of the path, and went through a flight of soaring eagles, a mile out of their way![A] [Footnote A: This is infamous! The learned Parsee appears wholly to ignore the distinction between a fable and a simple lie.--TRANSLATOR.] XXIII. A stone which had lain for centuries in a hidden place complained to Allah that remaining so long in one position was productive of cramps. "If thou wouldst be pleased," it said, "to let me take a little exercise now and then, my health would be the better for it." So it was granted permission to make a short excursion, and at once began rolling out into the open desert. It had not proceeded far before an ostrich, who was pensively eating a keg of nails, left his repast, dashed at the stone, and gobbled it up. This narration teaches the folly of contentment: if the ostrich had been content with his nails he would n
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