en I will take you to
the waiting-room, Sir."
"I have no taxi," I said. "I just walked."
An expression of concern passed across his face.
"Oh, you shouldn't have done that, Sir. The Authorities don't like it.
There is a special fund for such expenses, you know, Sir. Will you
please come this way, Sir?"
I followed him along the corridor, and was shown into a luxurious
apartment overlooking a pleasant garden. The janitor placed an easy
chair in position for me, handed me a copy of _Punch_, and brought me
a glass of wine and some biscuits.
"Now, Sir, if you will give me your papers I will send them up to the
Board."
I handed the packet to him, and he left the room.
A few minutes later a message-girl entered.
"Are you Mr. Smith?" she inquired.
I confessed that I was, upon which she handed me a sealed envelope. I
opened it, and found a letter and a cheque for five pounds. The letter
ran as follows:--
"SIR,--The above-named Medical Board regrets its inability to examine
you to-day. As you are no doubt aware, it is contrary to its rule to
examine more than three persons in one day, and an unusually difficult
case, held over from yesterday, has upset all its arrangements.
"The Board would consider it a favour if you could make it convenient
to call again to-morrow morning at the same time.
"The enclosed cheque is intended to compensate you for the unnecessary
trouble to which you have been put.
"Your obedient Servants ----"
Punctually at the time appointed I again entered the building, and was
met by the same janitor.
"The Board is quite ready for you, Sir," he said. "Will you please
ascend to the dressing-room, Sir?"
He committed me to the care of a lift-girl, who conveyed me to the
second storey. Here I was handed over to a smart valet, who assisted
me to undress in a comfortable little apartment replete with every
convenience.
Having donned a warm dressing-gown, I was conducted to the Board Room,
where I found a dozen of our greatest Specialists assembled. The
President shook hands and greeted me effusively. Then I passed in turn
from one Doctor to another, each making, with the utmost delicacy and
consideration, a thorough examination of that part of my anatomy on
which he was an acknowledged expert.
When this was over I was invited to retire to the dressing-room and
resume my garments while the Board held a protracted consultation on
my case. On returning to the Board Room I was p
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