orator of the King's party, and in the evening with
an honest man of no party. I sent Hungarian wine into England, France,
Holland, and the Empire. This occasioned me to undertake long journeys,
and as my increased acquaintance gave me opportunities of receiving
foreigners with politeness an my own house, I was also well received
wherever I went.
The income I should have had from Vienna was engulfed by law-suits,
attorneys, and the journeys I undertook; having been thrice cited to
appear, in person, before the Hofkriegsrath. No hope remained. I was
described as a dangerous malcontent, who had deserted his native land. I
nevertheless remained an honest man; one who could provide for his
necessities without the favour of courts; one whose acquaintance was
esteemed. In Vienna alone was I unsought, unemployed, and obscure.
One day an accident happened which made me renowned as a magician, as one
who had power over fogs and clouds.
I had a quarrel with the Palatine President, Baron Blankart, concerning a
hunting district. I wrote to him that he should repair to the spot in
dispute, whither I would attend with sword and pistol, hoping he would
there give me satisfaction for the affront I had received. Thither I
went, with two huntsmen and two friends, but instead of the baron I found
two hundred armed peasants assembled.
I sent one of my huntsmen to the army of the enemy, informing them that,
if they did not retreat, I should fire. The day was fine, but a thick
and impenetrable fog arose. My huntsman returned, with intelligence
that, having delivered his message just as the fog came on, these heroes
had all run away with fright.
I advanced, fired my piece, as did my followers, and marched to the
mansion of my adversary, where my hunting-horn was blown in triumph in
his courtyard. The runaway peasants fired, but the fog prevented their
taking aim.
I returned home, where many false reports had preceded me. My wife
expected I should be brought home dead; however, not the least mischief
had happened.
It soon was propagated through the country that I had raised a fog to
render myself invisible, and that the truth of this could be justified by
two hundred witnesses. All the monks of Aix-la-Chapelle, Juliers, and
Cologne, preached concerning me, reviled me, and warned the people to
beware of the arch-magician and Lutheran, Trenck.
On a future occasion, this belief I turned to merriment. I went to hunt
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