nter_ Sham, _bringing in Sir_ Timothy.
Sir _Tim_. Well, _Sham_, thou hast prepar'd all things, and there needs
no Ceremony.
_Sham_. None, none, Sir; you may fall down-right to the Business.
[_Exit_.
_Enter_ Phillis.
Sir _Tim_. _sings_.
_Come, my_ Phillis, _let us improve
Both our Joys of equal Love;
Whilst we in yonder shady Grove,
Count Minutes by our Kisses_.
_Phil_. What sort of Courtship's this? 'tis very odd!
Sir _Tim_. Pox on formal Fops; we have high-born and generous Souls,
and scorn the common Road--Come, let's enjoy, whilst Youth and Beauty
lasts.
_Phil_. What means this Rudeness? I'll tell my Brother.
Sir _Tim_. Your Brother! by Fortune, he's so leud, that should I he so
unconscionable to leave thee a Virgin but this Night, he wou'd ravish
thee himself, and that at cheaper Rates than I design to do it.
_Phil_. How dare you talk to me at this rate?
Sir _Tim_. Talk to thee--by Fortune, I'll play the _Tarquin_ with thee,
if thou yieldest not quickly--for thou hast set me all on fire.
_Phil_. Defend me, Heaven, from such a Man.
Sir _Tim_. Then it must defend you from all the Sex; for all Mankind are
like me, nay, and all Womankind are, or wou'd be, what I must make thee.
_Phil_. What's that, a Wench?
Sir _Tim_. Fie, fie, that's a gross Name; no, a Miss, that's the Word--
a Lady of Delight, a Person of Pleasure and the rest; I'll keep thee,
not a Woman of Quality shall be half so fine--Come, dear _Phillis_,
yield. Oh, I am mad for the happy hour--come, say the word, 'tis but
inclining thy Head a little thus, thy pretty Eyes down, and thy Cheeks
all Blushes, and fetching a long Sigh--thus--with--do--what you please
--at the end on't--and I shall take it for granted.
_Phil_. That, Sir, you'll never hear me say to any thing but a Husband,
if I must say it then.
Sir _Tim_. A Husband! it is enough to spoil a Man's Appetite, the very
naming on't--By Fortune, thou hast been bred with thy great Grand-mother,
some old Queen _Elizabeth_ Lady, that us'd to preach Warnings to young
Maidens; but had she liv'd in this Age, she wou'd have repented her
Error, especially had she seen the Sum that I offer thee--Come, let's in,
by Fortune, I'm so vigorous, I shall ravish else.
_Phil_. Unhand me, or I'll call out. I assure you, this is not the way
to gain me.
Sir _Tim_. I know there is a way to gain all mortal Womankin
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