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d, And fit, and fit, and fit!!!! "The mud it flew, the sky grew dark, And all the litenins lit; But still them critters rolled about, And fit, and fit, and fit!!!!! "First Sam on top, then t'other chap; When one would make a hit, The other'd smell the grass; and so They fit, and fit, and fit!!!!!! "The night came on, the stars shone out As bright as wimmen's wit; And still them fellers swore and gouged, And fit, and fit, and fit!!!!!!! "The neighbours heard the noise they made, And thought an earthquake lit; Yet all the while 'twas him and Sam As fit, and fit, and fit!!!!!!!! "For miles around the noise was heard; Folks couldn't sleep a bit, Because them two rantankerous chaps Still fit, and fit, and fit!!!!!!!!! "But jist at cock-crow, suddenly, There came an awful pause, And I and my old man run out To ascertain the cause. "The sun was rising in the yeast, And lit the hull concern; But not a sign of either chap Was found at any turn. "Yet, in the region where they fit, We found, to our surprise, One pint of buttons, two big knives, Some whiskers, and four, eyes!" _Robert Henry Newell._ THE DONNYBROOK JIG Oh! 'twas Dermot O'Nolan M'Figg, That could properly handle a twig, He wint to the fair, and kicked up a dust there, In dancing a Donnybrook jig--with his twig. Oh! my blessing to Dermot M'Figg. Whin he came to the midst of the fair, He was all in a paugh for fresh air, For the fair very soon, was as full--as the moon, Such mobs upon mobs as were there, oh rare! So more luck to sweet Donnybrook Fair. But Dermot, his mind on love bent, In search of his sweetheart he went, Peep'd in here and there, as he walked through the fair, And took a small drop in each tent--as he went,-- Oh! on whisky and love he was bent. And who should he spy in a jig, With a meal-man so tall and so big, But his own darling Kate, so gay and so nate? Faith! her partner he hit him a dig--the pig, He beat the meal out of his wig. The piper, to keep him in tune, Struck up a gay lilt very soon; Until an arch wag cut a hole in the bag, And at once put an end to the tune--too soon-- Och! the music flew up to the moon. The meal-man he looked very shy, While a great big tear stood in his eye, He cried, "Lord, how I'm kilt, all alone for that jilt; With her may the devil fly high in the sky, For I'm murdered, and don't kno
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