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onderful whirl of tangled strings, Broken braces and broken springs. Broken tail and broken wings, Shooting-stars, and various things; Barn-yard litter of straw and chaff, And much that wasn't so sweet by half. Away with a bellow fled the calf, And what was that? Did the gosling laugh? 'Tis a merry roar from the old barn-door, And he hears the voice of Jotham crying, "Say, D'rius! how do you like flyin'?" Slowly, ruefully, where he lay, Darius just turned and looked that way, As he stanched his sorrowful nose with his cuff. "Wal, I like flyin' well enough," He said; "but the' ain't such a thunderin' sight O' fun in 't when ye come to light." I just have room for the |MORAL| here: And this is the moral--Stick to your sphere. Or if you insist, as you have the right, On spreading your wings for a loftier flight, The moral is--Take care how you light. _John Townsend Trowbridge._ A GREAT FIGHT "There was a man in Arkansaw As let his passions rise, And not unfrequently picked out Some other varmint's eyes. "His name was Tuscaloosa Sam And often he would say, 'There's not a cuss in Arkansaw I can't whip any day.' "One morn, a stranger passin' by, Heard Sammy talkin' so, And down he scrambled from his hoss, And off his coat did go. "He sorter kinder shut one eye, And spit into his hand, And put his ugly head one side, And twitched his trowsers' band. "'My boy,' says he, 'it's my belief, Whomever you may be, That I kin make you screech, and smell Pertiklor agony.' "I'm thar,' said Tuscaloosa Sam, And chucked his hat away; 'I'm thar,' says he, and buttoned up As far as buttons may. "He thundered on the stranger's mug, The stranger pounded he; And oh! the way them critters fit Was beautiful to see. "They clinched like two rampageous bears, And then went down a bit; They swore a stream of six-inch oaths And fit, and fit, and fit. "When Sam would try to work away, And on his pegs to git, The stranger'd pull him back; and so, They fit, and fit, and fit! "Then like a pair of lobsters, both Upon the ground were knit, And yet the varmints used their teeth, And fit, and fit, and fit!! "The sun of noon was high above, And hot enough to split, But only riled the fellers more, That fit, and fit, and fit!!! "The stranger snapped at Samy's nose, And shortened it a bit; And then they both swore awful har
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