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re: A Cross of Lorraine with a Star of David at its center. Superimposed wavy letters faded in: "THE NEW CHURCH MILITANT" Curt studied the dial with the aid of a pocketlite, and made a notation. The scene and the martial music faded out, to be replaced by stock footage from medieval epics: Peter the Hermit exhorting knights to smite the Saracen, the clash of Mediterranean men o' war, chivalric pageantry featuring again the cross-and-star: "CRUSADE FOR OUR TIME" The eyes of the super-mongoose gleamed in the shadows as Curt took the reading. Next came a montage of heroic scenes from two millennia of history: from Agincourt to Iwo, from the villagers marching on Frankenstein's castle to the Four Freedoms conference at sea. One familiar strain underscored all the stirring action; its key words flamed to life: "SOWLES' CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS" Everett's familiar emitted a shrill squeak. Curt gasped, "Cam! Right off the dial!" "All right, Curt! Hit the lights.... We won't bother with the rest." "What devil's work _is_ this?" demanded the cadaverous Sowles, blinking as the lights went on. "Father, for the first time in the history of mass opinion manipulation, we are scientifically certain, in advance, of optimum response. Everett and his Telempathetic _Gestalt_ have proved to be the equivalent of the world's largest survey sample. In the past, whenever a product was about to be launched on the board waters of the American mercantile ocean, but lacked for a sobriquet, prides of copywriters and other creative people huddled late into the night fashioning Names, from which the entire marketing strategy would flow. Remember the Ocelot, Curt?" "Lord, will I ever forget it. 18,000 names!" "On behalf of our airplane account, gentlemen. Of those 18,000 names we dreamed up for the 1981 model, some truly ridiculous labels crept in when fatigue and inbred mental circumlocution weakened our defenses." "The Dawn Play Air Coupe," recalled Curt, with a shudder. "The Pterrible Pterodactyl.... The Crimson Inca...." "Spare us, Curt. The point is that as a result of this grisly experience, we invented the Name-O-Scope. The name 'Ocelot' was ultimately selected, and worked out superbly--through sheer good fortune alone. For your campaign, Father, the Name-O-Scope came up with 3,248 possible slogan-names." "I saw only three," Sowles said, dourly. His aide scribbled something in the notebook. "I wouldn't inflict th
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