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iament-men, we know already who would carry it. But though they made the greatest appearance in the field, and cried the loudest, the best of it is they are but a sort of French Huguenots, or Dutch boors, brought over in herds, but not naturalised: who have not lands of two pounds per annum in Parnassus, and therefore are not privileged to poll. Their authors are of the same level, fit to represent them on a mountebank's stage, or to be masters of the ceremonies in a bear-garden; yet these are they who have the most admirers. But it often happens, to their mortification, that as their readers improve their stock of sense, as they may by reading better books, and by conversation with men of judgment, they soon forsake them." I must not dismiss this subject without observing that, as Mr. Locke, in the passage above-mentioned, has discovered the most fruitful source of wit, so there is another of a quite contrary nature to it, which does likewise branch itself into several kinds. For not only the resemblance, but the opposition of ideas does very often produce wit, as I could show in several little points, turns, and antitheses that I may possibly enlarge upon in some future speculation. Sixth Paper. _Humano capiti cervicem pictor equinam_ _Jungere si velit_, _et varias inducere plumas_, _Undique collatis membris_, _ut turpiter atrum_ _Desinat in piscem mulier formosa superne_; _Spectatum admissi risum teneatis_, _amici_? _Credite_, _Pisones_, _isti tabulae_, _fore librum_ _Persimilem_, _cujus_, _velut aegri somnia_, _vanae_ _Fingentur species_. HOR., _Ars Poet._ 1. If in a picture, Piso, you should see A handsome woman with a fish's tail, Or a man's head upon a horse's neck, Or limbs of beasts, of the most different kinds, Cover'd with feathers of all sorts of birds,-- Would you not laugh, and think the painter mad? Trust me, that book is as ridiculous Whose incoherent style, like sick men's dreams, Varies all shapes, and mixes all extremes. ROSCOMMON. It is very hard for the mind to disengage itself from a subject in which it has been long employed. The thoughts will be rising of themselves from time to time, though we give them no encouragement: as the tossings and fluctuations of the sea continue several hours after the winds are laid. It is to this that I impute my last night's dream or vision, which formed into one continued al
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