air Therese or the
gentleman who buttons his coat under his whiskers; but you should have
heard one of these ballooning enthusiasts tell it to me in the Taverne
du Pantheon the other night. His only regret seemed to be that he, too,
could not have a dirigible balloon and a countess--on ten francs a
week!

[Illustration: (woman)]

CHAPTER VII

"POCHARD"

Drunkards are not frequent sights in the Quarter; and yet when these
people do get drunk, they become as irresponsible as maniacs. Excitable
to a degree even when sober, these most wretched among the poor when
drunk often appear in front of a cafe--gaunt, wild-eyed, haggard, and
filthy--singing in boisterous tones or reciting to you with tense voices
a jumble of meaningless thoughts.

The man with the matted hair, and toes out of his boots, will fold his
arms melodramatically, and regard you for some moments as you sit in
front of him on the terrace. Then he will vent upon you a torrent
of abuse, ending in some jumble of socialistic ideas of his own
concoction. When he has finished, he will fold his arms again and move
on to the next table. He is crazy with absinthe, and no one pays any
attention to him. On he strides up the "Boul' Miche," past the cafes,
continuing his ravings. As long as he is moderately peaceful and
confines his wandering brain to gesticulations and speech, he is let
alone by the police.

[Illustration: (portrait of woman)]

You will see sometimes a man and a woman--a teamster out of work or with
his wages for the day, and with him a creature--a blear-eyed, slatternly
looking woman, in a filthy calico gown. The man clutches her arm, as
they sing and stagger up past the cafes. The woman holds in her
claw-like hand a half-empty bottle of cheap red wine. Now and then they
stop and share it; the man staggers on; the woman leers and dances and
sings; a crowd forms about them. Some years ago this poor girl sat on
Friday afternoons in the Luxembourg Gardens--her white parasol on her
knees, her dainty, white kid-slippered feet resting on the little stool
which the old lady, who rents the chairs, used to bring her. She was
regarded as a bonne camarade in those days among the students--one of
the idols of the Quarter! But she became impossible, and then an
outcast! That women should become outcasts through the hopelessness of
their position or the breaking down of their brains can be understood,
but that men of ability should sink into the dre