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isting of Mrs. Wolston, Becker, Mary, and Fritz, started on foot in the direction of the coast. They had not gone far before Becker observed a large broadside plastered on a tree. "What is that?" he inquired. Nobody could give a satisfactory reply. "Perhaps," suggested Mrs. Wolston, "paper grows ready made on the trees of this wonderful country." "They all approached, and, much to their astonishment, read as follows:-- "TAKE NOTICE. "The renowned Professor Ernest Becker is about to enlighten the benighted inhabitants of this country, by giving a course of lectures on optics. The agonizing doubts that have hitherto enveloped astronomical science, particularly as regards the interiors of the moon and the stars, have arisen from the absurd practice of looking at them during the night. These doubts are about to be removed for ever by the aforesaid professor, as he intends to exhibit the luminaries in question in open day. He will also place Charles's Wain[C] at the disposal of any one who is desirous of taking a drive in the Milky Way. The learned professor will likewise stand for an indefinite period on his head; and whilst in this position will clearly demonstrate the rotundity of the earth, and the tendency of heavy bodies to the centre of gravity. In order that the prices of admission may be in accordance with the intrinsic value of the lectures, nothing will be charged for the boxes, the entrance to the pit will be gratis, and the gallery will be thrown open for the free entry of the people. The audience will be expected to assume a horizontal position. Persons given to snoring are invited to stay at home." "I rather think I should know that style," remarked Willis. "It is a pity Ernest is not with us," observed Fritz; "but the placard will keep for a day or two." "They say laughing is good for digestion," remarked Mrs. Wolston; "and if so, it must be confessed that Master Jack is a useful member of the colony in a sanitary point of view." The party had scarcely advanced a hundred paces farther, when Fritz called out, "Holloa! there is another broadside in sight." This one was headed by a smart conflict between two ferocious looking hussars, and was couched in the following terms:-- "PROCLAMATION. "All the inhabitants of this colony capable of bearing arms, who are panting after glory, are invited to the Fig Tree, at Falcon's Nest, there to enrol themselves in the registry of Fritz Beck
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