one on his desk too."

"I wonder what Tommy said about it?" said Sally.

"Oh! he had one of his made-to-order proverbs on hand, to be sure. He
said, 'Well, you know what our old friend Shakespeare said, "It's a
wise old one that gets ahead of a bright young one."'"

"He's really clever, is William," commented Sally.

"Yes, and like all clever people he is sometimes taken in. But I'll
say this much for him, he isn't easily gold-bricked, and he learns the
lessons of experience thoroughly. He's like his 'Pa' in that respect,
and he's as loyal to his 'Pa' as ever. In all the time I have known
him he's looked upon his 'Pa' as the smartest man he knows."

"Yes," said Sally, smiling. "Whenever he wants to impress one as to
the cleverness of some other person he brings in 'Pa,' and he always
adds, 'It's a wise guinea who can put one over on my Pa.'"

"It is, too," said Miss Whimple. 'Pa' Turnpike is one of the shrewdest
men I ever met, and one of the kindliest too. William and 'the
bunch'--can't you imagine you hear him saying it, Sally?--'the bunch'
are proud of 'Pa,' and they have a right to be."

CHAPTER XXIX

What should be left out of a chronicle dealing with the actual events
and sayings of real people? This chronicler does not know, and, as a
consequence, omissions from the true and unvarnished record of the
people hereinbefore dealt with are the consequences of guesses rather
than of deliberate and judicious or injudicious selections. Readers
may argue that out for themselves. Nothing has been said, for
instance, of the triumph of Pete Turnpike over the mules owned by his
father, and the day he rode them, circus fashion, with a foot on each
mule, down one of the principal streets; the charge of "obstructing"
that followed; the hearing of the same in the police court, and Pete's
dismissal with a warning on account of his tender years, which latter,
however, did not save him from chastisement by Turnpike pater. Nor has
anything been said of Pete's conversion during a revival meeting; his
exhortations to the family to follow his course, until he almost drove
them insane, and his fall from grace when a new boy at the school
declared he could lick Pete with one hand tied behind his back. He
loudly, and willingly, changed his opinion after Pete got through with
him; nay, he admitted that if Pete had been hobbled and blind of one
eye he would not have stood a chance against him. But, somewhere,
the