more bills?
_Dolly._ It will be heavenly! To go about all day with the blessed
thought that I don't owe a farthing to anybody. It's awful!
[_Crunching a bill in her hand, and throwing it on to
writing-table._
_Harry._ Cheer up, little woman! You don't owe such a very alarming
amount, do you?
_Dolly._ Oh no! Oh _no_! And if you'll only help me as you promised----
_Harry._ We'll go thoroughly into it by-and-by. In fact I did mean to
give you a pleasant little Christmas surprise, and pay off all your
debts.
_Dolly._ Oh, you angel! But why didn't you do it?
_Harry._ I've done it so often! You remember the last time?
_Dolly._ [_Making a wry face._] Yes, I remember the last time.
_Harry._ And here we are again!
_Dolly._ Oh, don't talk like a clown!
_Harry._ But, my dear Dolly, here we are again.
_Dolly._ Well, I haven't got the money sense! I simply haven't got it! I
was born without it!
_Matt._ [_Hands her the bill._] The addition is quite correct.
_Dolly._ [_Taking the bill._] You're sure? Then I'm convinced I've paid
it! [_Looking at bill._] Yes! Thirty-four, seven, six. Professor
Sturgess----
_Prof._ [_Looks up from his book_] Yes?
_Dolly._ You understand all about psychology and the way our brains
work.
_Prof._ I've given my entire life to their study, but I cannot claim
that I understand them.
_Dolly._ But wouldn't you say----
_Prof._ What?
_Dolly._ I'm morally certain I've paid this bill.
_Matt._ Have you got the receipt?
_Dolly._ No! I must have mislaid it.
_Matt._ When, and where did you pay it?
_Dolly._ I cannot recall the exact circumstances. And now----
_Matt._ And now----?
_Dolly._ Fulks and Garner have sent me a most impertinent note
requesting immediate payment.
_Prof._ What is the particular brain process that you wish me to
explain?
_Dolly._ How do you account for my having the most vivid impression that
I've paid it--so vivid that I cannot shake it off?
_Prof._ Well--a----
_Matt._ Isn't it an instance of that obscure operation of the feminine
mind whereby the merest wish becomes an accomplished fact?
_Dolly._ My dear Dad, I actually remember the exact amount: thirty-four,
seven, six. Thirty-four, seven, six. I shall never enter Fulks and
Garnet's shop again!
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_Enter_ CRIDDLE. [_Announces_.] Captain Wentworth!
_Enter_ CAPTAIN LUCAS WENTWORTH, _a good-looking smart young
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