ty throughout Doppersdorp
within the space of half a day at the furthest.
He had a spiritual side, too, as befitted one thus named from the
angelic spheres. He would deliver himself of highly moral and consoling
precepts for the improvement of those who sat daily at Jones' not too
well-appointed board; eke would he invent anecdotes whose first
narration had, according to him, moved the most hardened to tears. He
was full up with unction, too, and would frequently "expound" from the
pulpit of a certain chapel of the "omnium gatherum" persuasion, whence
was dispensed Sabbath nourishment to the bulk of English-speaking
Doppersdorp. And he loved not Roden Musgrave.
Now the said Michael Chandler, commonly known among the irreverent as
"Old Buzfuz," held the office of librarian of the Doppersdorp public
library; wherefore Lambert's proposal to endow that useful institution
with some of the files of newspapers bequeathed him by his predecessor,
was hailed with genuine elation. The idea was an excellent one. There
was plenty of room, and old records were always most interesting.
Perhaps though--er--he suggested, turning on some unction, perhaps--er--
Dr Lambert would not mind him looking over some of the files he so very
kindly wished to present, just to make sure there was nothing
objectionable in them. All sorts of people used the library; all ages
and sexes, he explained, with another unctuous gulp.
Lambert could have yelled with laughter. Why, this was the very thing
they had intended. So with many protestations to the effect that the
other's scruples did him the greatest credit, and so forth, he loaded up
"Old Buzfuz" with three or four previously assorted files, deftly
contriving that that of the _Bryonville Sentinel_ should occupy the most
prominent place among them, and thus engage attention first.
All was going magnificently. This time the plot could not miscarry.
Sonnenberg was half beside himself with vindictive elation. He had got
his enemy in the hollow of his hand, and would crush him utterly.
Now, towards evening there came a knock at Lambert's door, which opened
to admit Chandler, looking very solemn and mysterious indeed. Would the
doctor kindly step round with him to his rooms? Lambert, affecting the
greatest surprise and mystification, was not slow to acquiesce. Then,
when Chandler, having carefully locked the door, proceeded to draw forth
and spread upon the table the sheet containing t
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