has manag'd the same +Subject+ and +Characters+, to wit, his
+Thraso+ and +Gnatho+, in the beginning of the third Act of his
+Eunuch+.
_+Thraso+ and +Gnatho+._
_Thra._ Was the Lady so extremely thankful?
_Gna._ O, vastly, Sir.
_Thra._ And wonderfully pleas'd, say ye?
_Gna._ Really, Sir, not so much for the present as the honorable
Person who bestow'd it; and for that, Sir, she triumphs above
measure.
_Thra._ Truly, 'tis my peculiar Fortune, to have every thing I
do most gratefully receiv'd.
_Gna._ Faith, Sir, I've observ'd as much.
_Thra._ Why the King of _Persia_, whenever I did him a Kindness,
was extremely sensible of it: He was n't so to others.
_Gna._ A smart Tongue so well hung as yours, Sir, can obtain
that Glory with Ease which cost others so much Toil and Labour.
_Thra._ Right.
_Gna._ The Monarch has you in his Eye then?
_Thra._ Right again.
_Gna._ And wears you next his heart?
_Thra._ Very true: And trusts all his Army and Secrets to my
Discretion.
_Gna._ Prodigious!
_Thra._ Then if he happen'd to be tir'd with Company, or
fateagu'd with Business, and was desirous of Ease,---- as
tho',---- you know what I mean.
_Gna._ Yes, Sir:------ As tho, when he had a mind to clear his
Stomach, as a Man may say, of all Concerns,------
_Thra._ Right: Then was I his only Companion hand to fist.
_Gna._ Ay marry Sir! This is a Monarch indeed.
_Thra._ Oh! he's a Man of a thousand.
_Gna._ Yes, one of a million, if he chose you for his Companion.
_Thra._ All the Officers envy'd me, and grumbl'd at me behind my
back; but I valued it not: They envy'd me intolerably: But above
all, one who had the Charge o' the vast _Indian_ Elephants. One
day, this Fellow being more turbulent than the rest, I snap'd
him up; _Prithee Strato_, said I, _why art thou so fierce? Is't
because you're Lord o' the wild beasts?_
_Gna._ Neatly said, as I hope to live; and shrewdly. Bless me!
you overthrow Man and Beast.---- What said he, Sir?
_Thra._ Not a word.
_Gna._ Nay, I can't tell how he shou'd.
_Thra._ But, _Gnatho_, did I never tell you how sharp I was upon
a young _Rhodian_ Spark at a Feast?
_Gna._ Never, Sir; let's hear't, by all means.-- He has told it
me a thousand times. [_Aside._
_Thra._ Why this _Rhodian_ Spark I told ye of, was with me at a
Feast, where I happen'd to have a small Girl: This Stripling
began to be sweet upon her, and waggish upon me too. _How now,
you imp
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