larm his fellow Rulers.=

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Illustration: THE IMPERIAL JACK-IN-THE-BOX.

_Chorus_ (_Everybody_). "EVERYTHING IN ORDER EVERYWHERE! O! WHAT A
SURPRISE! SOLD AGAIN!"

_January 30, 1892._

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*** =The Kaiser has a finger in every German Pie.=

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Illustration: THE MODERN ALEXANDER'S FEAST; OR, THE POWER OF SOUND.

"WITH RAVISHED EARS,
THE MONARCH HEARS,
ASSUMES THE GOD,
AFFECTS TO NOD,
AND SEEMS TO SHAKE THE SPHERES!"

_March 5, 1892._

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*** =The Kaiser feels his feet. This cartoon caused _Punch_ to be
excluded for a while from the Imperial Palace.=

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Illustration: THE STORY OF FIDGETY WILHELM.

(_Up-to-date Version of "Struwwelpeter."_)

"LET ME SEE IF WILHELM CAN
BE A LITTLE GENTLEMAN;
LET ME SEE IF HE IS ABLE
TO SIT STILL FOR ONCE AT TABLE!"

"BUT FIDGETY WILL
HE _WON'T_ SIT STILL."

JUST LIKE ANY BUCKING HORSE.
"WILHELM! WE ARE GETTING CROSS!"

_February 1, 1896._

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*** =The Kaiser worries his friends of the Triple Alliance.=

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Illustration: A NEW ROLE.

_Imperial "Manager-Actor"_ (_who has cast himself for a leading part in
"Un Voyage en Chine," sotto voce_). "UM--HA! WITH JUST A FEW ADDITIONAL
TOUCHES HERE AND THERE, I SHALL MAKE A FIRST-RATE EMPEROR OF CHINA!"

_January 15, 1898._

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*** =The Kaiser prepares for China.=

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COOK'S CRUSADER.

_Imperial Knight Templar_ (_the German Emperor--to_ SALADIN). "_WHAT!!_
THE CHRISTIAN POWERS PUTTING PRESSURE UPON _YOU_, MY DEAR FRIEND!!
HORRIBLE! I CAN'T THINK HOW PEOPLE CAN DO SUCH THINGS!"

_October 15, 1898._

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*** =The Kaiser sympathises with the Turk.=

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Illustration: ON TOUR.

(_Tangier, March 31._)

KAISER WILHELM (_as the Moor of Potsdam_) _sings_:--

"'UNTER DEN LINDEN'--ALWAYS AT HOME,
'UNDER THE LIME-LIGHT' WHEREVER I ROAM!"

_April 5, 1905._

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*** =The Kaiser woos Morocco.=

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Illustration: NOT IN THE PICTURE.

SCENE--_On shore, during the visit of the British Fleet to Brest._

MR. PUNCH (_Photographer, suavely, to the_ KAISER). "JUST A LEETLE
FURTHER BACK, PLEASE, SIR. YOUR SHADOW STILL R