all have common relief in bearing the burdens of each other.
This is the law of Christ,--fulfil it, O my flock!"
Here the parson closed his sermon, and the congregation bowed their
heads.
BOOK THIRD.
INITIAL CHAPTER.
SHOWING HOW MY NOVEL CAME TO BE CALLED "MY NOVEL."
"I am not displeased with your novel, so far as it has gone," said my
father, graciously; "though as for the Sermon--" Here I trembled; but
the ladies, Heaven bless them! had taken Parson Dale under their special
protection; and observing that my father was puckering up his brows
critically, they rushed forward boldly in defence of The Sermon, and Mr.
Caxton was forced to beat a retreat. However, like a skilful general, he
renewed the assault upon outposts less gallantly guarded. But as it is
not my business to betray my weak points, I leave it to the ingenuity
of cavillers to discover the places at which the Author of "Human Error"
directed his great guns.
"But," said the captain, "you are a lad of too much spirit, Pisistratus,
to keep us always in the obscure country quarters of Hazeldean,--you
will march us out into open service before you have done with us?"
PISISTRATUS (magisterially, for he has been somewhat nettled by Mr.
Caxton's remarks, and he puts on an air of dignity in order to awe away
minor assailants).--"Yes, Captain Roland; not yet a while, but all in
good time. I have not stinted myself in canvas, and behind my foreground
of the Hall and the Parsonage I propose hereafter to open some
lengthened perspective of the varieties of English life--"
MR. CAXTON.--"Hum!"
BLANCHE (putting her hand on my father's lip).--"We shall know better
the design, perhaps, when we know the title. Pray, Mr. Author, what is
the title?"
MY MOTHER (with more animation than usual).--"Ay, Sisty, the title!"
PISISTRATUS (startled).--"The title! By the soul of Cervantes! I have
never yet thought of a title!"
CAPTAIN ROLAND (solemnly).--"There is a great deal in a good title. As a
novel reader, I know that by experience."
MR. SQUILLS.--"Certainly; there is not a catchpenny in the world but
what goes down, if the title be apt and seductive. Witness 'Old
Parr's Life Pills.' Sell by the thousand, Sir, when my 'Pills for Weak
Stomachs,' which I believe to be just the same compound, never paid for
the advertising."
MR. CAXTON.--"Parr's Life Pills! a fine stroke of genius. It is not
every one who has a weak stomach, or time to attend
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