he'p of demons to pull em off. An' that brings us back to my first
announcement; an' stranger, your show don't go."

"'At this the wizard lets on he's lost patience with Squar' Alexanders
an' declares he won't discuss with him no more. Also, he gives it out
that, Satan, or no Satan, he'll begin to deal his game at eight o'clock.

"'"Very well!" rejoins Squar' Alexanders. "Since you refooses to be
warned I shall shore instruct the constable to collar you on the steps
of Liberty Hall." As he says this, Squar' Alexanders p'ints across to
Chet Kishler, who's the constable, where he's restin' hhnse'f in front
of Baxter's store.

"'This yere Chet is a giant an' clost onto eight foot high. It's a
warm evenin', an' as the wizard glances over at Chet, he notices how
that offishul is lazily fannin' himse'f with a barn-door which he's
done lifted off the hinges for that coolin' purpose. The wizard don't
say nothin', but he does turn a mite pale; he sees with half a eye that
Satan himse'f would be he'pless once Chet gets his two paws on him.
However, he assoomes that he's out to give the show as per schedoole.

"'It's makin' toward eight when the wizard lights a seegyar, drinks
four fingers of Willow Run, an' goes p'intin' out for Liberty Hall.
Chet gets up, hangs the barn-door back on its hinges, an' sa'nters
after. Squar' Alexanders has posted Chet as to his dooties an' his
orders is to prounce on the necromancer if he offers to enter the hall.
That's how the cavalcade lines up: first, the wizard; twenty foot
behind is Chet; an' twenty foot behind our constable comes the public
in a body.

"'About half way to Liberty Hall the wizard begins to show nervous an'
oncertain. He keeps lookin' back at Chet; an' even in my childish
simplicity I sees that he ain't pleased with the outlook. At last he
weakens an' abandons his idee of a show. Gents, as I fills my glass, I
asks you-all however now do you reckon that wizard beats a retreat?'

"Thar's no reply. Dan, Texas, an' the others, while Colonel Sterett
acquires his licker, shakes their heads dumbly as showin' they gives it
up.

"'Which you'd shorely never guess!' retorts the Colonel, wipin' his
lips. 'Of a sudden, this wizard tugs somethin' outen his pocket that
looks like a ball of kyarpet-rags. Holdin' one end, quick as thought
he tosses the ball of kyarpet-rags into the air. It goes straight up
ontil lost to view, onwindin' itse'f in its flight because of the