the wearer's father back more
than $100 should always be referred to as "frocks."

Ladies should not wear garden hose except at garden parties.

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Men will lose their reputations as gay deceivers when women are less
willing to be deceived.

When at a wedding breakfast try to remember that you will probably
have other opportunities of drinking champagne.

Remember that your wife's wardrobe is the Bradstreet in which women
look for your rating.

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One of the joys of wealth is the right to preach the virtues of
poverty.

At a wedding married women cry because they've been through it and
unmarried women for fear they won't.

If a man's worth doing at all, he's worth doing well.

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When you end a letter "Please Burn This," post it in the fireplace.

When you start out to "do" Wall Street buy a return ticket.

Never refer to your indisposition as _mal de coeur_ when it is _mal de
liqueur_.

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Cure your wife of bargain-shopping and you will have more money for
bucket-shopping.

Encourage your husband to go to his club. Otherwise, you will miss a
lot of gossip that you can use in your business.

The mother-in-law joke was invented by a bachelor. To the married man
the mother-in-law is no joke.

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It is not good form for a young girl to go to the theatre with a
gentleman, unaccompanied by a chaperone. On the other hand, it is not
good fun for her to go to the theatre with a chaperone, unaccompanied
by a gentleman.

No gentleman will strut about his club with his hat on. There is no
rule, however, against his having a jag on.

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When you step on a lady's toes make some offhand remark about her feet
being too small to be seen. This is older than the cave dwellers; but
it still works.

When organizing a friendly poker party, don't invite friends.

Settle an allowance on your wife and you'll always know where to
borrow money.

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Strict convention decrees that if a young girl accepts from a man any
gift more valuable than sweets, flowers or tips on the races, she
shall not mention the fact to her mother.

A corkscrew is not the only symbol of hospitality.