hot, I had never, 'an please
your honour, been in love--

So, thou wast once in love, Trim! said my uncle Toby, smiling--

Souse! replied the corporal--over head and ears! an' please your honour.
Prithee when? where?--and how came it to pass?--I never heard one word
of it before; quoth my uncle Toby:--I dare say, answered Trim, that
every drummer and serjeant's son in the regiment knew of it--It's high
time I should--said my uncle Toby.

Your honour remembers with concern, said the corporal, the total rout
and confusion of our camp and army at the affair of Landen; every one
was left to shift for himself; and if it had not been for the regiments
of Wyndham, Lumley, and Galway, which covered the retreat over the
bridge Neerspeeken, the king himself could scarce have gained it--he was
press'd hard, as your honour knows, on every side of him--

Gallant mortal! cried my uncle Toby, caught up with enthusiasm--this
moment, now that all is lost, I see him galloping across me, corporal,
to the left, to bring up the remains of the English horse along with him
to support the right, and tear the laurel from Luxembourg's brows, if
yet 'tis possible--I see him with the knot of his scarfe just shot off,
infusing fresh spirits into poor Galway's regiment--riding along the
line--then wheeling about, and charging Conti at the head of it--Brave,
brave, by heaven! cried my uncle Toby--he deserves a crown--As richly,
as a thief a halter; shouted Trim.

My uncle Toby knew the corporal's loyalty;--otherwise the comparison
was not at all to his mind--it did not altogether strike the corporal's
fancy when he had made it--but it could not be recall'd--so he had
nothing to do, but proceed.

As the number of wounded was prodigious, and no one had time to think
of any thing but his own safety--Though Talmash, said my uncle Toby,
brought off the foot with great prudence--But I was left upon the field,
said the corporal. Thou wast so; poor fellow! replied my uncle Toby--So
that it was noon the next day, continued the corporal, before I was
exchanged, and put into a cart with thirteen or fourteen more, in order
to be convey'd to our hospital.

There is no part of the body, an' please your honour, where a wound
occasions more intolerable anguish than upon the knee--

Except the groin; said my uncle Toby. An' please your honour, replied
the corporal, the knee, in my opinion, must certainly be the most acute,
there being so many tendons and wha