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f the world, the flesh, and the Devil. This was the will that Richard made:-- "My body at father's feet be laid; And to Rouen (it loved me most) My heart I give; and I give my ins- Ides to the rascally Poitevins; To the abbot I give my darling--sins; And I give "--He gave up the ghost. The abbot looked grave, but never spoke. The captain laughed, gave the abbot a poke, And, without ado or lingering, "Conveyed" the personals, jewels, and gold, Omitting the formal To Have and to Hold From the royal finger, before it was cold, He slipped the royal finger-ring. There might have been in the eye of the law A something which lawyers would call a flaw Of title in such a conversion: But if weak in the law, he was strong in the hand, And had the "nine points."--He summoned his band, And ordered before him the archer Bertrand, Intending a little diversion. He called the cutter,--no cutter of clothes, But such as royalty kept for those Who happened to need correcting,-- And told him that Richard, before he died, Desired to have a scalpel applied To the traitor there. With professional pride, The cutter began dissecting. Now Bones was born with a genius to flay: He might have ranked, had he lived to-day, As a capital taxidermist: And yet, as he tugged, they heard him say, Of all the backs that ever lay Before him in a professional way, That was of all backs the firmest. Kind reader, allow me to drop a veil In pity; I cannot pursue the tale In the heartless tone of the last strophe. 'Tis done, and again I'll be the same. They triumphed not, if they felt no shame: No muscle quivered, no murmur came, Until the final catastrophe. The captain jested a moment, then He waved his hand and bowed to his men With a single word, "Disbanded," And galloped away with three or four Stout men-at-arms to the nearest shore, Where a gallant array not long before With the king in pride had landed. He coasted around, went up the Rhine, So famous then for robbers and wine, So famous now as a ramble. The wine and the robbers still are there; But they rob you now with a bill of fare, And gentlemen bankers "on the square" Will clean you out, if you gamble. He built him a Schloss on--something-Stein, And became the first of as proud a line
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