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r ago he could have devised no sweeter or more delicious day than
this, with such a party, in the high sunlit wood. . . .
The imitations began again.
"I don't believe there's anyone you could not imitate!" said Mr. Sandys
rapturously.
"Oh, it's only a knack," said Guthrie, "but some people are easier than
others."
Howard bestirred himself to express some interest.
"Why, he can imitate YOU to the life," said Jack.
"Oh, come, nonsense!" said Guthrie, reddening; "that is really low,
Jack."
"I confess to a great curiosity about it," said Mr. Sandys.
"Oh, don't mind me," said Howard; "it would amuse me above
everything--like catching a glance at oneself in an unexpected mirror!"
Guthrie, after a little more pressing, yielded. He said a few
sentences, supposed to be Howard teaching, in a rather soft voice, with
what seemed to Howard a horribly affected and priggish emphasis. But
the matter displeased him still more. It was facetious, almost jocose;
and there was a jerky attempt at academic humour in it, which seemed to
him particularly nauseous, as of a well-informed and quite superior
person condescending to the mildest of witticisms, to put himself on a
level with juvenile minds. Howard had thought himself both unaffected
and elastic in his communications with undergraduates, and this was the
effect he produced upon them! However, he mastered his irritation; the
others laughed a little tentatively; it was felt for a moment that the
affair had just passed the limits of conventional civility. Howard
contrived to utter a species of laugh, and said, "Well, that's quite a
revelation to me. It never occurred to me that there could be anything
to imitate in my utterance; but then it is always impossible to believe
that anyone can find anything to discuss in one behind one's
back--though I suppose no one can escape. I must get a stock of new
witticisms, I think; the typical ones seem a little threadbare."
"Oh no, indeed," said Miss Merry, gallantly; "I was just thinking how
much I should like to be taught like that!"
The little incident seemed rather to damp the spirits of the party.
Guthrie himself seemed deeply annoyed at having consented: and it was a
relief to all when Mr. Sandys suddenly pulled out his watch and said,
"Well, all pleasant things come to an end--though to be sure there is
generally another pleasant thing waiting round the corner. I have to
get back, but I am not going to spoil the party.
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