nd precision: "I have
both the hair of the fair King and my own. But I have not the hair of
my father nor of Black Michael, nor of the innkeeper nor the
innkeeper's wife. The red HEIR of the fair King would be a son."

Possibly this delicate mot on the approaching marriage of the King was
lost in the translation, for the stranger strode abruptly away. I
learned, however, that the King was actually then in Bock, at the
castle a few miles distant, in the woods. I resolved to stroll thither.

It was a fine old mediaeval structure. But as the singular incidents I
am about to relate combine the romantic and adventurous atmosphere of
the middle ages with all the appliances of modern times, I may briefly
state that the castle was lit by electricity, bad fire-escapes on each
of the turrets, four lifts, and was fitted up by one of the best West
End establishments. The sanitary arrangements were excellent, and the
drainage of the most perfect order, as I had reason to know personally
later. I was so affected by the peaceful solitude that I lay down
under a tree and presently fell asleep. I was awakened by the sound of
voices, and, looking up, beheld two men bending over me. One was a
grizzled veteran, and the other a younger dandyfied man; both were
dressed in shooting suits.

"Never saw such a resemblance before in all my life," said the elder
man. "'Pon my soul! if the King hadn't got shaved yesterday because
the Princess Flirtia said his beard tickled her, I'd swear it was he!"

I could not help thinking how lucky it was--for this narrative--that
the King HAD shaved, otherwise my story would have degenerated into a
mere Comedy of Errors. Opening my eyes, I said boldly:

"Now that you are satisfied who I resemble, gentlemen, perhaps you will
tell me who you are?"

"Certainly," said the elder curtly. "I am Spitz--a simple colonel of
his Majesty's, yet, nevertheless, the one man who runs this whole
dynasty--and this young gentleman is Fritz, my lieutenant. And you
are--?"

"My name is Razorbill--brother to Lord Burleydon," I replied calmly.

"Good heavens! another of the lot!" he muttered. Then, correcting
himself, he said brusquely: "Any relation to that Englishwoman who was
so sweet on the old Rupert centuries ago?"

Here, again, I suppose my sister-in-law would have had me knock down
the foreign insulter of my English ancestress--but I colored to the
roots of my hair, and even farther--with pleasure at th