d we longed to see somebody really
miserable come along so as to be able to allieve their distress.

A man and woman were the first; they stopped and stared, but when Alice
said, "Free drinks! Free drinks! Aren't you thirsty?" they said, "No,
thank you," and went on. Then came a person from the village; he didn't
even say "Thank you" when we asked him, and Oswald began to fear it
might be like the awful time when we wandered about on Christmas Day
trying to find poor persons and persuade them to eat our Conscience
pudding.

But a man in a blue jersey and a red bundle eased Oswald's fears by
being willing to drink a glass of lemonade, and even to say, "Thank you,
I'm sure," quite nicely.

After that it was better. As we had foreseen, there were plenty of
thirsty people walking along the Dover Road, and even some from the
crossroad.

We had had the pleasure of seeing nineteen tumblers drained to the dregs
ere we tasted any ourselves. Nobody asked for tea.

More people went by than we gave lemonade to. Some wouldn't have it
because they were too grand. One man told us he could pay for his own
liquor when he was dry, which, praise be, he wasn't over and above, at
present; and others asked if we hadn't any beer, and when we said "No,"
they said it showed what sort we were--as if the sort was not a good
one, which it is.

And another man said, "Slops again! You never get nothing for nothing,
not this side heaven you don't. Look at the bloomin' blue ribbon on 'em!
Oh, Lor'!" and went on quite sadly without having a drink.

Our Pig-man who helped us on the Tower of Mystery day went by and we
hailed him, and explained it all to him and gave him a drink, and asked
him to call as he came back. He liked it all, and said we were a real
good sort. How different from the man who wanted the beer. Then he went
on.

One thing I didn't like, and that was the way boys began to gather. Of
course we could not refuse to give drinks to any traveller who was old
enough to ask for it, but when one boy had had three glasses of lemonade
and asked for another, Oswald said:

"I think you've had jolly well enough. You can't be really thirsty after
all that lot."

The boy said, "Oh, can't I? You'll just see if I can't," and went away.
Presently he came back with four other boys, all bigger than Oswald; and
they all asked for lemonade. Oswald gave it to the four new ones, but
he was determined in his behavior to the other one, and wouldn't