ay the wine-merchant's bill? As regards Lord De Guest and
the Lady Julia themselves, I think they had the best of it; but I am
bound to admit, with reference to chance guests, that the house was
dull. The people who were now gathered at the earl's table could
hardly have been expected to be very sprightly when in company with
each other. The squire was not a man much given to general society,
and was unused to amuse a table full of people. On the present
occasion he sat next to Lady Julia, and from time to time muttered
a few words to her about the state of the country. Mrs Eames was
terribly afraid of everybody there, and especially of the earl, next
to whom she sat, and whom she continually called "my lord," showing
by her voice as she did so that she was almost alarmed by the sound
of her own voice. Mr and Mrs Boyce were there, the parson sitting on
the other side of Lady Julia, and the parson's wife on the other side
of the earl. Mrs Boyce was very studious to show that she was quite
at home, and talked perhaps more than any one else; but in doing so
she bored the earl most exquisitely, so that he told John Eames the
next morning that she was worse than the bull. The parson ate his
dinner, but said little or nothing between the two graces. He was
a heavy, sensible, slow man, who knew himself and his own powers.
"Uncommon good stewed beef," he said, as he went home; "why can't we
have our beef stewed like that?" "Because we don't pay our cook sixty
pounds a year," said Mrs Boyce. "A woman with sixteen pounds can stew
beef as well as a woman with sixty," said he; "she only wants looking
after." The earl himself was possessed of a sort of gaiety. There was
about him a lightness of spirit which often made him an agreeable
companion to one single person. John Eames conceived him to be the
most sprightly old man of his day,--an old man with the fun and
frolic almost of a boy. But this spirit, though it would show itself
before John Eames, was not up to the entertainment of John Eames's
mother and sister, together with the squire, the parson, and the
parson's wife of Allington. So that the earl was over-weighted and
did not shine on this occasion at his own dinner-table. Dr Crofts,
who had also been invited, and who had secured the place which was
now peculiarly his own, next to Bell Dale, was no doubt happy enough;
as, let us hope, was the young lady also; but they added very little
to the general hilarity of the company.