t care to take a jaunt in the open air.

"I know a lovely walk," you should say, "across a quaint old bridge."

The rest is, of course, easy. Arrived in the middle of the quaint old
bridge, which leads across a cavern some three hundred feet deep, you
should quickly seize the tall college graduate, and push her, not too
roughly or ungentlemanly, off the bridge.

And, if you are really a genius, and not merely "one of the crowd" you
will return to the ballroom and, going up to the young lady who was
responsible for your having met the sweet girl from South Orange, you
will offer her your arm, and smile invitingly.

"I know a lovely walk," you will say, "across a quaint old bridge."

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