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elatives, and old friends upon the shore of the promised land. They went their way rejoicing, and with them passed the solitary ray of sunshine that streamed athwart the dark horrors of the emigrant ship, like the wandering pencil of light that sometimes visits the condemned cell of a prison. THE LAST OF THE STAGE COACHES. A FRAGMENT OF A CLUB-ROOM CONVERSATION. "Did you ever," said the one-eyed gentleman, fixing his single sound optic upon us with an intensity which made it glow like one of the coals in the grate before us, "did you ever hear how I met with this misfortune?" "What misfortune, sir?" "The misfortune which made a Cyclops of me--the loss of my left eye." "Never, sir. Pray how was it?" "Put out by the cinder of a locomotive," growled the one-eyed gentleman, seizing the poker and stirring up the fire viciously. "Bad things these railroads, sir," he added, when he had demolished a huge fragment of sea coal. "Only last week--little boy playing on bank in his father's garden--little dog ran on the track--boy went down to call him off--express train came along--forty-five miles an hour and no stoppages--ran over boy and dog--agonized parents sought for the remains--nothing found except one shoe, the buckle of his hatband, and brass collar of the dog." "Extraordinary!" "No, sir; not extraordinary," said the one-eyed gentleman. "I maintain it's a common occurrence. Sir, I keep a railroad journal at home, as large as a family Bible. It is filled with brief accounts--_brief_, mind you--of railroad accidents. Next year I shall have to buy another book." "Then you are a decided enemy of railroads?" "Decided!" said the one-eyed gentleman. "Their prevalence and extent is a proof that the age is lapsing into barbarism. Ah! you remember the stage coaches?" "Certainly." "Well, sir," said the one-eyed gentleman, warmly, "travelling was travelling in those days; sir, it was a pleasure. The coaches were fast enough for any reasonable man; ten miles an hour, including stoppages. Ah!" he added, smacking his lips, "what a fine thing it was to start on a journey of a glorious October morning, when every thing looked bright and smiling! You mounted to the box or the roof, well wrapped up in your greatcoat and shawl, with your trunk safely strapped upon the rack behind. The driver was a man of substance--solid, of a gravity tempered with humor, a giant in a brown box-coat, with gray hat and mi
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