ck, putting his 'and in his pocket,
in a great 'urry to please him, and pulling out some silver.
"'Arry said 'e would, and then he stood on one side to let 'im pass, and
even put the knobby stick under 'im to help 'im up the companion-ladder.
"Uncle Dick passed me two minutes arterwards without a word, and set off
down the road as fast as 'is little legs 'ud carry 'im. I watched 'im
out o' sight, and then I went on board the schooner to see how 'Arry 'ad
got on.
"Arry,' I ses, when he 'ad finished, 'you're a masterpiece!'
"'I know I am,' he ses. 'Wot about that other 'arf-quid?'
"'Here it is,' I ses, giving it to 'im. 'Fair masterpiece, that's wot
you are. They may well call you Artful. Shake 'ands.'
"I patted 'im on the shoulder arter we 'ad shook 'ands, and we stood
there smiling at each other and paying each other compliments.
"'Fancy 'em sitting 'ere and waiting for you to come back from that
bite,' I ses.
"'I ought to 'ave 'ad more off of him,' ses 'Arry. ''Owever, it can't be
helped. I think I'll 'ave a lay down for a bit; I'm tired.'
"'Better be off,' I ses, shaking my 'ead. 'Time passes, and they might
come back afore you think.'
"'Well, wot of it?' ses 'Arry.
"'Wot of it?' I ses. 'Why, it'ud spoil everything. It 'ud be blue
ruin.'
"'Are you sure?' ses 'Arry'.
"'Sartin,' I ses.
"'Well, make it five quid, and I'll go, then,' he ses, sitting down agin.
"I couldn't believe my ears at fust, but when I could I drew myself up
and told 'im wot I thought of 'im; and he sat there and laughed at me.
"'Why, you called me a masterpiece just now,' he ses. 'I shouldn't be
much of a masterpiece if I let a chance like this slip. Why, I shouldn't
be able to look myself in the face. Where's the skipper?'
"'Sitting in the "Albion",' I ses, 'arf choking.
"'Go and tell 'im it's five quid,' ses 'Arry. 'I don't mean five more,
on'y four. Some people would ha' made it five, but I like to deal square
and honest.'
"I run over for the skipper in a state of mind that don't bear thinking
of, and he came back with me, 'arf crazy. When we got to the cabin we
found the door was locked, and, arter the skipper 'ad told Artful wot
he'd do to 'im if he didn't open it, he 'ad to go on deck and talk to 'im
through the skylight.
"'If you ain't off of my ship in two twos,' he ses, 'I'll fetch a
policeman.'
"'You go and fetch four pounds,' ses 'Arry; 'that's wot I'm waiting for,
not a poli
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