f-will in trifles, is all the while precipitating them into
new encounters. For example, in a bright hour between the showers, Hero
arranges for her Leander a repast of peace and good-will, and compounds
for him a salad which is a _chef d'oeuvre_ among salads. Leander is
also bright and propitious; but after tasting the salad, he pushes it
silently away.
"My dear, you don't like your salad."
"No, my dear; I never eat anything with salad oil in it."
"Not eat salad oil? How absurd! I never heard of a salad without oil."
And the lady looks disturbed.
"But, my dear, as I tell you, I never take it. I prefer simple sugar and
vinegar."
"Sugar and vinegar! Why, Leander, I'm astonished! How very _bourgeois!_
You must really try to like my salad"--(spoken in a coaxing tone).
"My dear, I _never_ try to like anything new. I am satisfied with my old
tastes."
"Well, Leander, I must say that is very ungracious and disobliging of
you."
"Why any more than for you to annoy me by forcing on me what I don't
like?"
"But you would like it, if you would only try. People never like olives
till they have eaten three or four, and then they become passionately
fond of them."
"Then I think they are very silly to go through all that trouble, when
there are enough things that they do like."
"Now, Leander, I don't think that seems amiable or pleasant at all. I
think we ought to try to accommodate ourselves to the tastes of our
friends."
"Then, my dear, suppose you try to like your salad with sugar and
vinegar."
"But it's so _gauche_ and unfashionable! Did you ever hear of a salad
made with sugar and vinegar on a table in good society?"
"My mother's table, I believe, was good society, and I learned to like
it there. The truth is, Hero, for a sensible woman, you are too fond of
mere fashionable and society notions."
"Yes, you told me that last week, and I think it was very unjust,--_very
unjust, indeed_"--(uttered with emphasis).
"No more unjust than your telling me that I was dictatorial and
obstinate."
"Well, now, Leander, dear, you must confess that you are rather
obstinate."
"I don't see the proof."
"You insist on your own ways and opinions so, heaven and earth won't
turn you."
"Do I insist on mine more than you on yours?"
"Certainly, you do."
"I don't think so."
Hero casts up her eyes and repeats with expression,--
"Oh, wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see
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