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er may share her joy An' ne'er may dry her tear; But though aw'm heartsick, lone, an' sad, An' though hope's star is set, To know she's lov'd as aw'd ha' lov'd Wod mak me happy yet. Aw long'd to claim her for, &c, Th' Traitle Sop. Once in a little country taan A grocer kept a shop, And sell'd amang his other things, Prime traitle drink and pop, Teah, coffee, currans, spenish juice, Soft soap an' paader blue, Presarves an' pickles, cinnamon, Allspice an' pepper too; An' hoasts o' other sooarts o' stuff To sell to sich as came, As figs, an' raisens, salt an' spice, Too numerous to name. One summer's day a waggon stood Just opposite his door, An' th' childer all gaped raand as if They'd ne'er seen one afoor; An' in it wor a traitle cask, It wor a wopper too, To get it aat they all wor fast Which iver way to do; But wol they stood an parley'd thear, Th' horse gave a sudden chuck, An' aat it flew, an' bursting threw All th' traitle into th' muck. Then th' childer laff'd an' clapp'd their hands, To them it seem'd rare fun, But th' grocer ommost lost his wits When he saw th' traitle run; He stamp'd an' raved, an' then declared He wodn't pay a meg, An'th' carter vow'd until he did He wodn't stir a peg. He said he'd done his business reight, He'd brought it up to th' door, An thear it wor, an' noa fair chap Wad want him to do moor. But wol they stamped, an' raved, an' swore, An' vented aat ther spleen, Th' childer wor thrang enough, you're sure, All plaisterd up to th' een, A neighbor chap saw th' state o' things, An' pitied ther distress, An' begg'd em not to be soa sour Abaat soa sweet a mess; "An' tha'd be sour," th'owd grocer said, If th' job wor thine, owd lad, An' somdy wanted thee to pay For what tha'd niver had. "Th' fault isn't mine," said th' cart driver "My duty's done I hope? I've brought him traitle, thear it is, An' he mun sam it up." Soa th' neighbor left em to thersen, He'd nowt noa moor to say, But went to guard what ther wor left, And send th' young brood away: This didn't suit th' young lads a bit, They didn't mean to stop, They felt detarmin'd 'at they'd get Another traitle sop. They tried all ways, but th' chap stood firm, They couldn't get a lick, An' some o' th' boldest gate a taste O'th neighbor's walkin sticks At last
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