was followed by another worthless rogue,
who flung away his modesty instead of his ignorance.
10. When the whole race of mankind had thus cast their burthens, the
_phantom_, which had been so busy on this occasion, seeing me an idle
spectator of what passed, approached towards me. I grew uneasy at her
presence, when, on a sudden, she laid her magnifying glass full before
my eyes. I no sooner saw my face in it but was startled at the shortness
of it, which now appeared to me in its utmost aggravation.
11. The immoderate breadth of my features made me very much out of
humour with my own countenance, upon which I threw it from me like a
mask. It happened very luckily, that one who stood by me had just before
thrown down his visage, which, it satins, was too long for him. It was,
indeed, extended to a most shameful length; I believe the very chin was,
modestly speaking, as long as my whole face.
12. We had both of us an opportunity of mending ourselves, and all the
contributions being now brought in, every man was at liberty to exchange
his misfortune for those of another person. But as there arose many new
incidents in the sequel of my vision, I shall pursue this subject
further, as the moral which may be drawn from it, is applicable to
persons of all degrees and stations in life.
13. I gave my reader a sight of that mountain of miseries, which was
made up of those several calamities that afflict the minds of men. I saw
with unspeakable pleasure, the whole species thus delivered from its
sorrows; though, at the same time, as we stood round the heap, and
surveyed the several materials of which it was composed, there was
scarce a mortal, in this vast multitude, who did not discover what he
thought pleasures and blessings of life; and wondered how the owners of
them ever came to look upon them as burthens and grievances.
14. As we were regarding very attentively this confusion of miseries,
this chaos of calamity, _Jupiter_ issued out a second proclamation, that
every one was now at liberty to exchange his affliction, and to return
to his habitation with any such other bundle as should be delivered to
him.
15. Upon this, _Fancy_ began again to bestir herself, and parcelling out
the whole heap, with incredible activity, recommended to every one his
particular packet. The hurry and confusion at this time was not to be
expressed. Some observations which I made upon the occasion, I shall
communicate to the reader. A v
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