A
GIRL, IF YOU MUST KNOW"--THE BAD BOY IS GRIEVED AT HIS MA'S DECEPTION--
"SH-H-H TOOTSY GO TO SLEEP"--"BY LOW, BABY"--THAT SETTLED IT WITH
THE CAT--A BABY! BAH! IT MAKES ME TIRED

CHAPTER VIII.

THE BABY AND THE GOAT. THE BAD BOY THINKS HIS SISTER WILL BE A FIRE
ENGINE--"OLD NUMBER TWO"--BABY REQUIRES GOAT MILK--? THE GOAT IS
FRISKY--TAKES TO EATING ROMAN CANDLES--THE OLD MAN, THE HIRED GIRL, AND
THE GOAT--THE BAD BOY BECOMES TELLER IN A LIVERY STABLE

CHAPTER IX.

A FUNERAL PROCESSION--THE BAD BOY ON CRUTCHES--"YOU OUGHT TO SEE THE
MINISTER"--AN ELEVEN DOLLAR FUNERAL--THE MINISTER TAKES THE LINES--AN
EARTHQUAKE--AFTER THE EARTHQUAKE WAS OVER--THE POLICEMAN FANS THE
MINISTER--A MINISTER SHOULD HAVE SENSE

CHAPTER X.

THE OLD MAN MAKES A SPEECH. THE GROCERY MAN AND THE BAD BOY HAVE
A FUSS--THE BOHEMIAN BAND--THE BAD BOY ORGANIZES A SERENADE--"BABY
MINE"--THE OLD MAN ELOQUENT--THE BOHEMIANS CREATE A FAMINE--THE Y. M. C.
A. ANNOUNCEMENT

CHAPTER XI.

GARDENING UNDER DIFFICULTIES--THE GROCERY MAN IS DECEIVED--THE BAD
BOY DON'T LIKE MOVING--GOES INTO THE COLORING BUSINESS--THE OLD MAN
THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED--UNCLE TOM AND TOPSY--THE OLD MAN ARRESTED--WHAT
THE GROCERY MAN THINKS--THE BAD BOY MORALIZES ON HIS FATE--RESOLVES TO
BE GOOD

CHAPTER XII.

THE OLD MAN SHOOTS THE MINISTER--THE BAD BOY TRIES TO LEAD A DIFFERENT
LIFE--MURDER IN THE AIR--THE OLD MAN AND HIS FRIENDS GIVE THEMSELVES
AWAY--DREADFUL STORIES OF THEIR WICKED YOUTH--THE CHICKEN COOP
INVADED--THE OLD MAN TO THE RESCUE--THE MINISTER AND THE DEACONS SALTED

CHAPTER XIII.

THE BAD BOY A THOROUGHBRED. THE BAD BOY WITH A BLACK EYE--A POOR
FRIENDLESS GIRL EXCITES HIS PITY--PROVES HIMSELF A GALLANT
KNIGHT--THE OLD MAN IS CHARMED AT HIS SON'S COURAGE--THE GROCERY MAN
MORALIZES--FIFTEEN CHRISTS IN MILWAUKEE--THE TABLES TURNED--THE OLD MAN
WEARS THE BOY'S OLD CLOTHES

CHAPTER XIV.

ENTERTAINING Y. M. C. A. DELEGATES--THE BAD BOY MINISTERS AT THE Y.
M. C. A. WATER FOUNTAIN--THE DELEGATES FLOOD THEMSELVES WITH SODA
WATER--TWO DELEGATES DEALT TO HIS MA--THE NIGHT KEY--THE FALL OF THE
FLOWER STAND--DELEGATES IN THE CELLAR ALL NIGHT--THE BAD BOY'S GIRL IS
WORKING HIS REFORMATION

CHAPTER XV.

HE TURNS SUPE. THE BAD BOY QUITS JERKING SODA--ENTERS THE DRAMATIC
PROFESSION--"WHAT'S A SUPER"--THE PRIVILEGES OF A SUPE'S FATHER--BEHIND
THE SCENES--THE BAD BOY HAS PLAYED WITH MC'CULLOUGH--"IWAS THE
POPULACE."--PLAYS IT ON HIS SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACH