n maid; she helps the vegetable
maid. It is she, my lady, who conveys the dishes from the one end of
the kitchen table, where they are placed by the cook, to the other end,
where they enter into the charge of Thomas and John.
LADY MARY. I see. And you and Crichton are--ah--keeping company?
(CRICHTON draws himself up.)
TWEENY (aghast). A butler don't keep company, my lady.
LADY MARY (indifferently). Does he not?
CRICHTON. No, your ladyship, we butlers may--(he makes a gesture with
his arms)--but we do not keep company.
AGATHA. I know what it is; you are engaged?
(TWEENY looks longingly at CRICHTON.)
CRICHTON. Certainly not, my lady. The utmost I can say at present is
that I have cast a favourable eye.
(Even this is much to TWEENY.)
LADY MARY. As you choose. But I am afraid, Crichton, she will not suit
us.
CRICHTON. My lady, beneath this simple exterior are concealed a very
sweet nature and rare womanly gifts.
AGATHA. Unfortunately, that is not what we want.
CRICHTON. And it is she, my lady, who dresses the hair of the
ladies'-maids for our evening meals.
(The ladies are interested at last.)
LADY MARY. She dresses Fisher's hair?
TWEENY. Yes, my lady, and I does them up when they goes to parties.
CRICHTON (pained, but not scolding). Does!
TWEENY. Doos. And it's me what alters your gowns to fit them.
CRICHTON. What alters!
TWEENY. Which alters.
AGATHA. Mary?
LADY MARY. I shall certainly have her.
CATHERINE. We shall certainly have her. Tweeny, we have decided to make
a lady's-maid of you.
TWEENY. Oh lawks!
AGATHA. We are doing this for you so that your position socially may be
more nearly akin to that of Crichton.
CRICHTON (gravely). It will undoubtedly increase the young person's
chances.
LADY MARY. Then if I get a good character for you from Mrs. Perkins, she
will make the necessary arrangements.
(She resumes reading.)
TWEENY (elated). My lady!
LADY MARY. By the way, I hope you are a good sailor.
TWEENY (startled). You don't mean, my lady, I'm to go on the ship?
LADY MARY. Certainly.
TWEENY. But--(To CRICHTON.) You ain't going, sir?
CRICHTON. No.
TWEENY (firm at last). Then neither ain't I.
AGATHA. YOU must.
TWEENY. Leave him! Not me.
LADY MARY. Girl, don't be silly. Crichton will be--considered in your
wages.
TWEENY. I ain't going.
CRICHTON. I feared this, my lady.
TWEENY. Nothing'll budge me.
LADY MARY. Leave the room.
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