drag them out!
Such is my tale: its truth should you deny,
I simply answer, that you tell a lie.
CHORUS
Woe! Woe! Woe! Woe! What shall we do and where shall we go?
Dublin or Durham, Heidelberg, Bonn,
All to escape the recalcitrant don?
In what peaceful shade reclined
Shall the cultured female mind
E'er remunerated be
By a Bachelor's Degree?
_Pheu, pheu_! [1] Whence, O whence (here the
antistrophe ought to commence),
Whence shall we the privilege seek
Due to our knowledge of Latin and Greek?
Shall we tear our waving locks?
Shall we rend our Sunday frocks?
No, 'tis plain that nothing can
Melt the so-called heart of man.
While with loud triumphant pealings
Ring his cries of horrid joy,
Let us vent our outraged feelings
In a wild _otototoi_-- [2]
Justifiable impatience, when the shafts of fate annoy,
Makes one utter exclamations such as _ototototoi_! [2]
_Enter_ PROFESSOR PLACET
I ask you, ye intolerable creatures,
Why raise this wholly execrable din,
O objects of dislike to the discreet?
Six hundred persons, also sixty-two
(Almost the very number of the Beast)
Have voted for you, and defend your gates.
Moreover, mark my subtle argument:--
When gates are locked no person can get in
Without unlocking them: your gates are locked,
And I have got the key: so that, unless
I ope the gates, the foe cannot get in.
This statement is Pure Reason: or, if this
Is not Pure Reason, _I_ don't know what is.
CHORUS
Holy Reason! sacred _Nous_! [3]
Thou that hast for ever parted
From the Cambridge Senate House,
Make, O make us valiant hearted!
Wisdom, still residing here,
Calm our mind and chase our fear
While with wild discordant clamour
On our College gate they hammer!
[_Confused Noise without._]
_Hemich. a._ [4] Horrid things! I really wonder
how they ever dared to come,
When they know to base Non-Placets
that we're always Not At Home.
_Hemich. B._ [4] 'Tis a national dishonour:
'tis the century's disgrace.
_Hemich. a._ If the College rules allowed it,
_I_ should like to scratch their face.
_Hemich. B._ Never mind! a time is coming
when despite of all their Dons
We will sack the hall of Jesus,
and enjoy the weal
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