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on_. * * * * * SAMBO'S SERMON, (_From the New York Statesman._) "Strate is de rode an narrer is de paff which leadeff to glory."--"Brederen believers!--You semble dis nite to har de word, and hab it splained and monstrated to you; yes, an I ten for splain it clear as de lite ob de libin day. We're all wicked sinners har below--it's fac, my brederen, and I tell you how it cum. You see, my frens, "Adam was de fus man, Ebe was de todder, Cane was a wicked man, Kase he kill he brodder. "Adam and Ebe were bofe black men, and so was Cane and Able. Now I spose it seem to strike you a understandin how de fus wite man cum. Why I let you no. Den you see when Cane kill de brodder de Massa cum, and he say, 'Cane whar you a brodder Able?' Cane say, 'I don't know, Massa.' He cum gin an say, 'Cane whar you a brodder Able?' Cane say, 'I don't know, Massa;' but de nigger noe'd all de time. Massa now git mad--cum gin--peak mity sharp dis time,--'Cane whar your brodder Able, you nigger?' Cane now git friten, and he turn _wite_: and dis is de way de fus wite man cum pon dis arth! an if it had not been for dat dare nigger, Cane, we'd neba been troubled wid dese sassy wites pon de face ob dis circumlar globe. Now sing de forty lebenth hym, ticular meter." * * * * * EPIGRAM (FROM THE ITALIAN) _On a Father who would not allow his Son to marry until he had arrived at years of discretion_. Poor Strephon is young, and lacks wisdom 'tis said, And therefore still longer must tarry; If he waits tho', methinks, till he's sense in his head, I'll be sworn that he never will marry. * * * * * THE REV. MR. WATERHOUSE. The following is the inscription on a stone designed to perpetuate the memory of the late singular and unfortunate rector of Little Stukely, and is now exhibited in the mason's yard at Huntingdon. According to immemorial usage a copy of verses is appended to the inscription, which, in point of style, taste, and orthography, are on a par with the "uncouth rhymes" alluded to by Gray. The _poetry_ is said to be the production of a Cambridge graduate. "Sacred to the memory of the Rev, Joshua Waterhouse, B.D., nearly forty years Fellow of Catherine Hall, Cambridge, Chaplain to his Majesty, Rector of this parish, and of Coton, near Cambridge, who was inhumanly murdered _in this Parsonage Hous
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