hen
stopped short as the order came from McNeill that the Berkshires should
receive dinner by half-battalions.
"An' 'igh time," said Corporal Bagshot. "What with marchin' and
zeribakin' and the sun upon me tank since four this mornin', I'm dead
for food and buried for water. I ain't no bloomin' salamanker to be
grilled and say thank-ye, and I ain't no bloomin' camomile to bring up
me larder and tap me tank when Coolin's commissaryat hasn't no orders."
"Shure ye'll run better impty, Billy boy," said Connor. "An' what fer do
ye need food before y'r execution?" he added, with a twist of his mouth.
"Before execution, ye turkey-cock--before execution is the time to eat
and drink. How shall the bloomin' carnage gore the Libyan sands, if
there ain't no refreshment for the vitals and the diagrams?"
"Come an wid ye to y'r forage-cake, thin-an' take this to ye," added
Connor slyly, as he slipped a little nickel-plated flask into Billy
Bagshot's hand.
"With a Woking crematory in y'r own throat. See you bloomin' furder!"
answered Billy Bagshot.
"I'm not drinkin' to-day," answered Connor, with a curious look in the
eye that had no cast. "I'm not drinkin', you understand."
"Ain't it a bit momentary?" asked Bagshot, as they sat down.
"Momentary betimes," answered Connor evasively. "Are you eatin' at this
bloomin' swaree, then?"
"I'm niver aff me forage-cake," answered Connor, and he ate as if he had
had his tooth in nothing for a month.
A quarter of an hour later, the Sikhs were passing the Berkshire zeriba,
and the Berkshires, filing out, joined them to cut brushwood. A dozen
times the Subadar Goordit Singh almost touched shoulders with Connor,
but neither spoke, and neither saw directly; for if once they saw
each other's eyes the end might come too soon, to the disgrace of two
regiments.
Suddenly, the forbidden song on William Connor and the Subadar arose
among the Berkshires. No one knew who started it, but it probably was
Billy Bagshot, who had had more than a double portion of drink, and was
seized with a desire to celebrate his thanks to Connor thus.
In any case the words ran along the line, and were carried up in a shout
amid the crackling of the brushwood:
"Where was the shame of it,
Where was the blame of it,
William Connor dear?"
That sort of special providence which seems to shelter the unworthy,
gave India and the Berkshires honour that hour when the barometer
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