WHEREIN IS RELATED THE CRAFTY DEVICE SANCHO ADOPTED TO
ENCHANT THE LADY DULCINEA, AND OTHER INCIDENTS AS LUDICROUS
AS THEY ARE TRUE
Don Quixote instructed Sancho to ask his lady for an audience for him,
and he begged his squire to observe every little change in her
expression and demeanor, that he might tell him about it afterward.
Sancho then set off on Dapple; but as soon as he was out of sight, he
dismounted, seated himself on the ground, and took measure of the
situation aloud. In a meditative soliloquy he discussed with himself
the problem that was his, and he finally reasoned that there was a
remedy for everything except death. If his master could take windmills
for giants, and a flock of sheep for an army, why could he not take
black for white, and any country lass that came along, for his
princess? Having reached this satisfactory conclusion, he decided to
remain where he was till in the afternoon, in which time he could
reasonably have gone to El Toboso and returned.
As the afternoon arrived, three country girls came along on their
donkeys, on the road from the city. The moment Sancho saw them, he
mounted his ass and returned to find his master, who nearly went out
of his head with joy, and promised Sancho the three next foals from
his three mares, when his squire told him that the Lady Dulcinea was
coming to see him, accompanied by two of her ladies-in-waiting. And
then the lying Sancho went on to describe them: how they were robed in
richest brocade, and weighted down with jewels--precious stones and
pearls. But when Don Quixote saw the three peasant girls approach, he
said he could see nothing but three jackasses and three girls. Any
princess, or any one like one, he failed to see. Finally Sancho
persuaded him to believe that those he saw were really three ladies,
one of them being the Peerless One, who had come to bestow her
blessing upon him. And so Don Quixote fell on his knees in the dust of
the road before the girls, giving vent to his immeasurable gratitude
to her, his queen, who had come all this distance to give him her
blessing.
When the ugly peasant girl heard herself called a queen and Dulcinea,
she thought that Don Quixote was trying to play a joke on her, so she
got angry, and yelled to him: "Get out of the way, bad luck to you,
and let us pass, for we are in a hurry!" and left the astonished
knight crawling in the dust.
Sancho had also fallen to his knees, to help his master in his
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