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The odour of some flesh at last. Huzza! it is old Dobbin's steed, On which we daintily shall feed. I know the scent of divers courses, And own the present as a horse's." A sexton, busy at his trade, Paused, to hear more, upon his spade; For death was puzzled in his brain With sexton fees and sexton gain. He spoke, and said: "You blundering fowls, Nought better in your scent than owls: It is the squire of Hawthorn Hall, Who now is lying under pall. I dig his grave;--a pretty bit Of work it is--though I say it. A horse's! Ah! come out of that; Yet needs must own that squire was fat. What then? Do you birds make pretence To smelling--which is a fifth sense-- And yet your sense of smell so coarse is You can't distinguish man and horse's?" "I," said the bird, "did not intend To do you disrespect, my friend: Indeed, we no reflection meant By such similitude of scent. The Arabs--epicures--will feed, Preferring it to all, on steed; As Britons, of your proper brood. Think venison to be mighty good." The sexton roared with indignation, And spoke, methinks, about salvation; At any rate, his rage to carry on, He called the ravens brutes and carrion! The situation of the foes Prevented they should come to blows: But for revilings vile, as friends-- They banded words, to gain their ends. "Hold!" said the raven, "human pride Cannot by reason be defied. The point is knotty; tastes may err: Refer it to some connoisseur." And, as he spoke, a worn unrolled His monstrous volumes from the mould; They chose him for the referee, And on the pleadings they agree. The earthworm, with a solemn face, Reviewed the features of the case: "For I," said he, "have doubtless dined On carcases of every kind; Have fed on man, fowl, beast, and fish, And know the flavour of each dish. A glutton is the worst: for the rest 'Tis difficult to tell the best. If I were man, I would not strive Upon this question,--man alive! With other points to win applause: The King who gives his people laws Unto the people, who obey them; And, though at last Death comes to slay them, Yet were the noble souls and good Never resigned to worms for food. Virtue distinguishes mankind,-- Immortal is
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