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and complaining of its strength! There seems to be hardly a mirthful corner of English life that Leech has not seen and loved and painted in this singularly genial and optimistic manner. [Illustration: "THE JOLLY LITTLE STREET ARABS" From the original drawing for _Punch_ in possession of John Kendrick Bangs, Esq.] His loves are many and his hates are few--but he is a good hater all the same. He hates Mawworm and Stiggins, and so do we. He hates the foreigner--whom he does not know, as heartily as Thackeray does, who seems to know him so well--with a hatred that seems to me a little unjust, perhaps: all France is not in Leicester Square; many Frenchmen can dress and ride, drive and shoot as well as anybody; and they began to use the tub very soon after we did--a dozen years or so, perhaps--say after the _coup d'etat_ in 1851. Then he hates with a deadly hatred all who make music in the street or next door--and preach in the crossways and bawl their wares on the parade. What would he have said of the Salvation Army? He is haunted by the bark of his neighbour's dog, by the crow of his neighbour's Cochin China cock; he cannot even bear his neighbour to have his chimney swept; and as for the Christmas waits--we all remember _that_ tragic picture! This exaggerated aversion to noises became a disease with him, and possibly hastened his end. Among his pet hates we must not forget the gorgeous flunky and the guzzling alderman, the leering old fop, the rascally book-maker, the sweating Jew tradesman, and the poor little snob (the 'Arry of his day) who tries vainly to grow a moustache, and wears such a shocking bad hat, and iron heels to his shoes, and shuns the Park during the riots for fear of being pelted for a "haristocrat," and whose punishment I think is almost in excess of his misdemeanor. To succeed in over-dressing one's self (as his swells did occasionally without marring their beauty) is almost as ignominious as to fail; and when the failure comes from want of means, there is also almost a pathetic side to it. [Illustration: DOING A LITTLE BUSINESS OLD EQUESTRIAN. "Well, but--you're not the boy I left my horse with!" BOY. "No, sir; I jist spekilated, and bought 'im of t'other boy for a harpenny."--_Punch_.] And he is a little bit hard on old frumps, with fat ankles and scraggy bosoms and red noses--but anyhow we are made to laugh--_quod erat demonstrandum_. We also know that he has a strong objectio
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