dy, wearing a
half-up-to-the-knee skirt, "one that will cause the roof of the House
of Commons to fall in and smash everybody--EVERYBODY. This is no time
for half-measures."

Had she been pretty, it is just possible Kelson might have assented,
but he had no sympathy with the ugly--they set his teeth on edge--he
loathed them.

"Certainly, madam, certainly," he said, "here is a spell that will
have the effect you desire," and he handed her a ring containing a
magnes microcosmi fully charged with the essence of life of an idiot.
"Wear it," he said, "night and day. Never be without it."

She joyfully obeyed, and within forty-eight hours was lodged in a home
for incurables.

Another woman, if possible even uglier than the last, approached him
with a similar request.

"Let me have a spell at once," she said, "that will make every member
of the Government be run over by taxis--and killed. They are monsters,
tyrants--I abominate them. Let them be slowly--very slowly--SQUASHED
to death!"

"Very well, madam," Kelson said, carefully concealing a smile, "here
is what you want--wear it next your heart;" and he gave her a locket,
containing a magnes microcosmi charged with the essence of life of a
leper, which he had procured at considerable risk and expense.

"I consider your fee far too high," the Suffragette said. "You take
advantage of me because I'm a woman."

"Very well, madam," he said, "I will make an exception in your case,
and let you have it for half the sum."

With a good deal more grumbling she paid the half fee, and, fastening
the locket round her neck, flounced out of the building. As Kelson
gleefully anticipated, the spell acted in less than two days, and with
such success, that he was more than compensated for the monetary loss.

Shortly afterwards, Kelson received a frantic visit from another
Suffragette--a woman whose virulent sandy hair at once aroused his
animosity.

"Quick! Quick!" she cried, bursting into the room where he was
sitting. "Let me have a spell that will blow up every Cabinet
Minister, and their wives and families as well."

"Such an ambitious request as that, madam," Kelson rejoined, "cannot
be granted in a hurry. I must have time--to--"

"No! No! At once!" the lady cried, stamping her feet with
ill-suppressed rage.

"--to consider how it can best be done," Kelson went on calmly. "I
must have time to think."

The lady fumed, but Kelson remained inexorable; and directly she had