people! I must go
hunt those papers--things are stirred up so! Good-bye, Mamma, don't
worry! Madam Sateene will save us! (goes).
_Madam_ (rising with alacrity). I shall go look at Paris muslins.
Shall I bring you samples?
_Mrs. De S._ No, I am not able to decide. We trust to you absolutely,
_Madam_ Sateene, absolutely. (groans). I believe I am going to have an
attack! Oh, dear, my nerves! They actually twitch! I wish Matilda were
of some use in such matters. Because she never graduated, she thinks
_Maude_ shouldn't! Jack, do you see my smelling salts?
(Jack hunts for the salts. Girls talk apart. Madam makes memoranda.)
_Madam_ Miss Maude, how would you like ribbon, very narrow satin ribbon?
_Maude_ Kate Saunders had that in--let me see,--oh, in 1900.
_Valeria_ And that French Girl,--Giggre--wore it last year.
_Madam_ O dear! (grimly). Anybody ever use rope?
_Jack_ (grinning). Only men--for neck-ties mostly. I can't find it, Mrs.
De Smythe.
_Mrs. De S._ Then Matilda has put it in the medicine chest. She is so
neat! I can't help it--I don't want to have an attack! What shall I
do? But I am afraid I--I am going to have one!
_Maude_ (with signs of tears). O, Mamma, don't have an attack! What
shall I do? No roses, no dress, no nothing!
_Madam_ (resolutely). Well, you shall have a dress, about noon, to give
you (with a tragic sweep of hand) if it is my last effort! Mrs. De
Smythe, I'll drop in and report! (Goes hastily.)
_Valeria_ I must go. I stopped for a list of my committee.
_Maude_ (absently). Don't go. What committee?
_Valeria_ Committee on Decorations.
_Maude_ (vaguely). Committee on--?
_Valeria_ Decorations. Wake up!
_Maude_ (goes to desk). O yes! (rummages). This desk is disgraceful!
Here it is! (Reads crumpled paper.) "Be it resolved--" goodness,
that's about poor Ned Woodruff! Jack, who was on that committee?
_Jack_ (smoothing Valeria's gloves on his knee). Miss Secretary, I do
not keep the minutes.
_Maude_ Well, you were presiding! (rummaging). Here it is,--six,--is
that enough? Five, rather,--Hal Taylor won't serve.
_Valeria_ (taking the list). O yes, he will.
_Maude_ Said he wouldn't! Told Mabel Hopeland so last night.
_Valeria_ (calmly). Yes, he will.
_Maude_ Well, he said he wouldn't.
_Valeria_ (pocketing the list, unmoved). He will if I ask him.
_Maude_ (shutting desk with a bang). Oh!
(Enter Miss Hoppenhoer, with shawls, salt bags, etc.)
_Miss H._
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