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without further delay. "Is it like me?" he asked, conceitedly, as they bound some cloths to a piece of stick, in such a way that they bore some slight resemblance to a bird. "Dear me, what a pity! I'm not moulting, or you might have had one or two of my feathers to stick on for a tail," he added. "H'm! I shouldn't have thought you had any to spare for moulting purposes," said the Archaeopteryx. "Don't be unkind," retorted the Dodo; "_you_ haven't many to boast of." "I've more than you have, anyhow," said the Archaeopteryx. "Oh, for goodness' sake leave off quarreling. What on earth does it matter how many feathers you have?" said Dick. "Not to a _boy_, I suppose," remarked the Dodo, somewhat insolently; "but no respectable bird would care to be seen about with less than five; though, undoubtedly, too many are vulgar"--this with a scornful glance at the Archaeopteryx's tail, which was decorated with quite a number of curious flat feathers. I don't know how much longer this wrangling would have gone on, had not the Court Glover just then made his appearance. "Time's up!" he announced, sternly. "Are you prepared for execution, Dodo?" "Not quite," answered the Executioner, who was putting the finishing touches to the effigy; "his head keeps tumbling off." "Never mind, it will save cutting it off," said the Court Glover, who was evidently quite used to the Executioner's patent method of performing his dreadful duty. "Now then," he continued importantly. "Stand round in a ring while I read the Warrant. 'Ahem! Nevertheless, likewise, notwithstanding, heretofore, as is aforesaid. It having been proven that a certain bird named the Dodo having maliciously and contemptibly worn the white kid gloves of the Little Panjandrum, it is hereby enacted that the said Dodo, or his heirs male, or assigns, be chopped at the neck till one or all of their respective heads do fall off--and this to be done to their entire satisfaction. LONG LIVE THE PANJANDRUM!'" [Illustration: "'Alas! Alas!' murmured the Court Glover."] "What a rigmarole!" whispered Dick, while the Executioner stretched out the Dodo's effigy on the ground, and, resuming his hideous black mask, made ready to strike. "Alas! Alas!" murmured the Court Glover, covering his face with his hands, and peeping through his fingers, while the Dodo held his sides with suppressed laughter. The children all looked on with interest as the Executioner perfor
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