said Dick; "but I don't see what he wants
to know _that_ for, unless--Oh yes, of course, I see--he wants to find
out how old we are, because up to twelve years of age you can travel
half-price, you know. Let's see--we only want halves, Marjorie and
Fidge and myself; you'll have to get a whole ticket, I suppose, though I
have seen a notice at a railway station somewhere, on which it stated,
'Soldiers and Dogs half-price.' Perhaps it applies to birds, too. You
had better ask, I think."
So the Dodo went back to the booking-office again and inquired, "Do
birds travel half-price?"
"Birds!" exclaimed the Booking-clerk. "Nonsense! There is no charge for
birds, unless you have a quantity," he added, as an afterthought. "How
many have you?"
"Oh, there's only one," said the Dodo.
"Take it in the carriage with you, no charge," said the Clerk.
"Thanks! It's awfully kind of you," said the Dodo. "I'll take three
half-tickets for London, then, please."
"First class?" inquired the Clerk.
"No! Fourth form, please," said the Dodo.
"You mean fourth _class_, I suppose," said the Clerk, laughing; "but
there _is_ no fourth class, you know. First, second, or third."
"Oh! then I'll have third; I suppose that's the best?" cried the Dodo.
[Illustration: "You can't take that into the carriage with you."]
"No," explained the Clerk, "first class is best."
"What a funny arrangement," said the Dodo. "I should have thought the
third would have been an improvement on the first; but, however, let's
have the first-class tickets, please. When does the train start?"
"There's one due in directly," said the Clerk. "Down the steps on the
right."
And the Dodo, collecting his change, and grasping his tickets, marched
off towards the barrier.
The Clerk, whose curiosity was aroused by the strange questions which
had been addressed to him, came to the window to have a better view of
his interrogator, and was just in time to catch sight of the Dodo
walking off with the three children.
"Well, I never!" he exclaimed, perfectly astounded at this strange
sight. "And he asked if birds traveled at half-price, too! Well, I've
had some odd customers here at the Crystal Palace, but never a one like
that before." And he went back to his work in a highly-bewildered frame
of mind.
Meanwhile the Dodo and the children, finding no one at the barrier to
obstruct them, went down to the platform, and a moment later the train
came dashing into
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