ereupon he fell into a great
frenzy and profound melancholy; which did not mend matters. Then he
determined to try whether he could know for certain that which was
hardly likely to please him--that is to see one or more of those who
were his deputies come to his house to visit his wife.
So one day he pretended to go out, and hid himself in a chamber of his
house of which he alone had the key. The said chamber looked upon the
street and the courtyard, and by several secret openings and chinks upon
several other chambers in the house.
As soon as the good woman thought her husband had gone, she let one of
the lovers who used to come to her know of it, and he obeyed the summons
as he should, for he followed close on the heels of the wench who was
sent to fetch him.
The husband, who as has been said, was in his secret chamber, saw the
man who was to take his place enter the house, but he said not a word,
for he wished to know more if possible.
"When the lover was in the house, the lady led him by the hand into her
chamber, conversing all the while. Then she locked the door, and they
began to kiss and to cuddle, and enjoy themselves, and the good woman
pulled off her gown and appeared in a plain petticoat, and her companion
threw his arms round her, and did that for which he came. The poor
husband, meanwhile, saw all this through a little grating, and you may
imagine was not very comfortable; he was even so close to them that he
could hear plainly all they said. When the battle between the good woman
and her lover was over, they sat upon a couch that was in the chamber,
and talked of various matters. And as the lover looked upon his
mistress, who was marvellously fair, he began to kiss her again, and as
he kissed her he said;
"Darling, to whom does this sweet mouth belong?"
"It is yours, sweet friend," she replied.
"I thank you. And these beautiful eyes?"
"Yours also," she said.
"And this fair rounded bosom-does that belong to me?" he asked.
"Yes, by my oath, to you and none other," she replied.
Afterwards he put his hand upon her belly, and upon her "front" and each
time asked, "Whose is this, darling?"
"There is no need to ask; you know well enough that it is all yours."
Then he put his hand upon her big backside, and asked smiling,
"And whose is this?"
"It is my husband's," she said. "That is his share; but all the rest is
yours."
"Truly," he said, "I thank you greatly. I cannot complain
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