ow you was a pokin' fun
and hard things at him.

I larfed right out.

"That's smart," says I, "Yes, that's smart; but it ain't onto _my_
CHARLEY. He ain't stuck up nor nothing of that sort. He is as innocent
as gooseberries, is the CHARLEY DANY I know;" and arterwards I thought
no more about it, till I cum on to New York for to look into the cattle
business, and see how things was shapin for trade this winter.

I put up to the St. Nikkleas. Well, I allers larf when I think of it.
Here was an Irishman tuk my bag, slung it behind him, and says he to
me--"Foller me, if you please, sir." I follered accordin'.

I've clumb some pretty tall hills in my day, Mr. PUNCHINELLOW, but that
'ere gettin' up them stairs jest switches the rag off of all on 'em. I
broke down. Then he tuk me to a heister, and landed us next to the roof.
I was too pegged out to wash or fix, so I flung off my cowhides, jumped
onto the bed and slept clean through till next day. In the mornin' I
rigged up, went down stairs, and asked the clerk if he would be kind
enough to pint out to me where I might see CHARLEY DANY. He sort o'
smiled like, and said I would find him at the _Sun_ office. I paid two
dollars for a kab to take me down, which it did till we stopped afore a
big yaller house, with a big board stuck up agin it havin' these words:

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| "EXTRA SUN!!! |
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| ELOPEMENT AT MURRAY HILL. |
| FULL HISTORY OF THE PARTIES. |
| INTERESTING CHAPTER OF FAMILY SECRETS. |
| WHO IS SHE AND WHY DID SHE DO IT? |
| GENERAL GRANT BUYS A SKYE TERRIER! |
| PARTICULARS OF THE SALE!! |
| GENEALOGY OF THE DOG!!! |
| SECRETARY FISH BOBBING FOR SPANISH EELS, |
| HE IS CAUGHT BY THE GILLS. |
| THE MINION OF SPANISH TYRANNY IN DISTRESS. |
| KITCHEN COUNCILS IN FIFTH AVENUE. |
| NOTES BY OUR KEYHOLE REPORTER. |
| BABY FOUND IN THE PRIVATE OFFICE OF A |
| LEADING EDITOR. |
| WHOSE IS IT AND HOW DID IT COME THERE? |
| INTERESTING DISCLOSURES OF A PROMINENT |
| MERCHANT'S LIFE!!! |
| FOR FULL DETAILS SEE EXTRA SUN, PRICE |
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