gay old father confessor, Ham, lad. Everybody tells me
their troubles. Why, the lift-girl told me this morning that she'd had
measles twice! Now, out with it, Ham!"

If Hamilton had any tender feeling for Miss Vera Sackwell, he was not
disposed to unburden himself at that moment. In some mysterious
fashion Bones, for the first time in his life, had succeeded in
reducing him to incoherence.

"You're an ass, Bones!" he said angrily and hotly. "You're not only an
ass, but an indelicate ass! Just oblige me by shutting up."

Bones closed his eyes, smiled, and put out his hand.

"Whatever doubts I had, dear old Ham," he murmured, "are dispelled.
Congratulations!"

That night Hamilton dined with a fair lady. She was fair literally and
figuratively, and as he addressed her as Vera, it was probably her
name. In the course of the dinner he mentioned Bones and his
suggestion. He did not tell all that Bones had said.

The suggestion of a day's motoring was not received unfavourably.

"But he can't drive," wailed Hamilton. "He's only just learnt."

"I want to meet Bones," said the girl, "and I think it a most excellent
opportunity."

"But, my dear, suppose the beggar upsets us in a ditch? I really can't
risk your life."

"Tell Bones that I accept," she said decisively, and that ended the
matter.

The next morning Hamilton broke the news.

"Miss Sackwell thanks you for your invitation, Bones."

"And accepts, of course?" said Bones complacently. "Jolly old Vera."

"And I say, old man," said Hamilton severely, "will you be kind enough
to remember not to call this lady Vera until she asks you to?"

"Don't be peevish, old boy, don't be jealous, dear old thing.
Brother-officer and all that. Believe me, you can trust your old
Bones."

"I'd rather trust the lady's good taste," said Hamilton with some
acerbity. "But won't it be a bit lonely for you, Bones?"

"But what do you mean, my Othello?"

"I mean three is a pretty rotten sort of party," said Hamilton.
"Couldn't you dig up somebody to go along and make the fourth?"

Bones coughed and was immensely embarrassed.

"Well, dear old athlete," he said unnecessarily loudly, "I was thinking
of asking my--er----"

"Your--er--what? I gather it's an er," said Hamilton seriously, "but
which er?"

"My old typewriter, frivolous one," said Bones truculently. "Any
objection?"

"Of course not," said Hamilton calmly. "Miss Whitland is a most
charming girl, a