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"Oh, they'll turn up again all right," said Jimaboy; and he went on with his polishing. They did turn up, most surprisingly. Three days later, Isobel was glancing through the thirty-odd pages of the swollen _Sunday Times_, and she gave a little shriek. "Horrors!" she cried; "the _Times_ has printed those ridiculous jokes of ours, _and run them as advertisements_!" "What!" shouted Jimaboy. "It's so; see here!" It was so, indeed. On the "Wit and Humor" page, which was half reading matter and half advertising, the Post-Graduate School of W. B. figured as large as life, with very fair reproductions of Isobel's drawings heading the displays. "Heavens!" ejaculated Jimaboy; and then his first thought was the jealous author's. "Isn't it the luckiest thing ever that the spirit didn't move me to sign those things?" "You might as well have signed them," said Isobel. "You've given our street and number." "My kingdom!" groaned Jimaboy. "Here--you lock the door behind me, while I go hunt Hasbrouck. It's a duel with siege guns at ten paces, or a suit for damages with him." He was back again in something under the hour, and his face was haggard. "We are lost!" he announced tragically. "There is nothing for it now but to run." "How ever did it happen?" queried Isobel. "Oh, just as simply and easily as rolling off a log--as such things always happen. Lantermann saw the things on the desk, and your sketches caught him. He took 'em down to show to Hasbrouck, and Hasbrouck, meaning to do us a good turn, marked the skits up for the 'Wit and Humor' page. The intelligent make-up foreman did the rest: says of course he took 'em for ads. and run 'em as ads." "But what does Mr. Hasbrouck say?" "He gave me the horse laugh; said he would see to it that the advertising department didn't send me a bill. When I began to pull off my coat he took it all back and said he was all kinds of sorry and would have the mistake explained in to-morrow's paper. But you know how that goes. Out of the hundred and fifty thousand people who will read those miserable squibs to-day, not five thousand will see the explanation to-morrow. Oh, we've got to run, I tell you; skip, fly, vanish into thin air!" But sober second thought came after a while to relieve the panic pressure. 506 Hayward Avenue was a small apartment-house, with a dozen or more tenants, lodgers, or light housekeepers, like the Jimaboys. All they would have to do would
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