_Enter LADY CAROLINE BRAYMORE._
_Lady Car._ Do I interrupt business?
_Sir Simon._ Not in the least. Pray, Lady Caroline, come in. His
lordship and I have just concluded.
_Lord Fitz._ And I must go and walk my three miles, this morning.
_Sir Simon._ Must you, my lord?
_Lord Fitz._ My physician prescribed it, when I told him I was apt
to be dull, after dinner.
_Sir Simon._ I would attend your lordship;--but since Lady Caroline
favours me with--
_Lady Car._ No, no--don't mind me. I assure you, I had much rather
you would go.
_Sir Simon._ Had you?--hum!--but the petticoats have their new
school of good breeding, too, they tell me. [_Aside._] Well, we are
gone--we have been glancing over the writings, Lady Caroline, that
form the basis of my son's happiness:--though his lordship isn't
much inclined to read.
_Lady Car._ But I am.--I came here to study very deeply, before
dinner.
_Sir Simon._ What, would your ladyship, then, wish to--
[_Showing the Writings._
_Lady Car._ To read that? My dear Sir Simon! all that Hebrew, upon
parchment as thick as a board!--I came to see if you had any of the
last novels in your book room.
_Sir Simon._ The last novels!--most of the female new school are
ghost bitten, they tell me. [_Aside._] There's Fielding's Works; and
you'll find Tom Jones, you know.
_Lady Car._ Psha! that's such a hack!
_Sir Simon._ A hack, Lady Caroline, that the knowing ones have
warranted sound.
_Lady Car._ But what do you think of those that have had such a run
lately?
_Sir Simon._ Why, I think most of them have run too much, and want
firing.
[_Exeunt SIR SIMON, and LORD FITZ BALAAM._
_Lady Car._ I shall die of ennui, in this moping manor house!--Shall
I read to-day?--no, I'll walk.--No, I'll----Yes, I'll read first,
and walk afterwards. [_Rings the Bell, and takes a
Book._]--Pope.--Come, as there are no novels, this may be tolerable.
This is the most triste house I ever saw! [_Sits down and reads._
"In these deep solitudes, and awful cells,
Where heavenly-pensive--"
_Enter ROBERT._
_Rob._ Did you ring, my lady?
_Lady Car._ ----"Contemplation dwells--" Sir? Oh, yes;--I should
like to walk. Is it damp under foot, sir?--"And ever musing--"
_Rob._ There has been a good deal of rain to-day my lady.
_Lady Car._ "Melancholy reigns--"
_Rob._ My lady--
_Lady Car._ Pray, sir,
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