me, I'll beat him as flat as a stewpan.
_Frank._ [_Still advancing._] Suffer me to speak, and--
_Job._ [_Rising from the Chair, and holding up his Cane._] Come an
inch nearer, and I'll be as good as my word.
_Enter PEREGRINE._
_Pereg._ Hold!
_Job._ Eh! you here? then I have some chance, perhaps, of getting
righted, at last.
_Pereg._ Do not permit passion to weaken that chance.
_Job._ Oh, plague! you don't know;--I wasn't violent till----
_Pereg._ Nay, nay; cease to grasp that cane.--While we are so
conspicuously bless'd with laws to chastise a culprit, the mace of
justice is the only proper weapon for the injured.--Let me talk with
you. [_Takes THORNBERRY aside._
_Sir Simon._ [_To FRANK ROCHDALE._] Well, sir; who may this last
person be, whom you have thought proper should visit me?
_Frank._ A stranger in this country, sir, and----
_Sir Simon._ And a friend, I perceive, of that old ruffian.
_Frank._ I have reason to think, sir, he is a friend to Mr.
Thornberry.
_Sir Simon._ Sir, I am very much obliged to you.--You send a brazier
to challenge me, and now, I suppose, you have brought a travelling
tinker for his second. Where does he come from?
_Frank._ India, sir. He leap'd from the vessel that was foundering
on the rocks, this morning, and swam to shore.
_Sir Simon._ Did he? I wish he had taken the jump with the brazier
tied to his neck.
[_PEREGRINE and JOB come forward._
_Pereg._ [_Apart to JOB._] I can discuss it better in your absence.
Be near with Mary: should the issue be favourable, I will call you.
_Job._ [_Apart to PEREG._] Well, well! I will. You have a better
head at it than I.----Justice! Oh, if I was Lord Chancellor, I'd
knock all the family down with the mace, in a minute. [_Exit._
_Pereg._ Suffer me to say a few words, Sir Simon Rochdale, in behalf
of that unhappy man. [_Pointing to where JOB was gone out._
_Sir Simon._ And pray, sir, what privilege have you to interfere in
my domestic concerns?
_Pereg._ None, as it appears abstractedly. Old Thornberry has just
deputed me to accommodate his domestic concerns with you: I would,
willingly, not touch upon yours.
_Sir Simon._ Poh! poh! You can't touch upon one, Without being
impertinent about the other.
_Pereg._ Have the candour to suppose, Sir Simon, that I mean no
disrespect to your house. Although I may stickle, lustily
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