tick!' he retorted, tapping the ground with the
tip of his boot.' And so you are a Yankee? I heard there was a lot of
them here.'

"'Yes, I'm a Yankee,' I replied; 'a genuine down-easter and proud of it
too, and who, are you?'

"'I? Why, I am Neil McPherson, an Eton boy, and my father is the Hon.
John McPherson, and my mother is Lady Jane McPherson,' he replied, in a
tone intended to annihilate me wholly.

"But I stood my ground, and said:

"'Oh, you are Neil McPherson, are you? and your father is an honorable,
and your mother a lady? Well, I am Grey Jerrold, of Boston, and my
father is an honorable, and my mother is a lady, too!"

"'Now, reely, you make me larf,' he cried. 'Your father may be an
honorable--I believe you have such things--but your mother is not a
lady; there are no ladies in America--born ladies, such as we have in
the United Kingdom. And pray what have you Yankees done, except to make
money, that you should all be so infernally proud of your country and
that rag?' pointing to the flag.

"By this time my blood was up, and I squared up to him, saying:

"'What have we done? We have whipped Johnny Bull just as I am going to
thrash you under that very flag which you were pleased to designate a
rag.'

"He saw I meant business, and bucked off, saying:

"'Oh, but you carn't. I'm the son of Lady Jane McPherson, you know, and
you carn't touch me.'

"'We'll see if I carn't,' I answered, and then I pitched in and thrashed
him till he cried for quarter, and I let him go, threatening all sorts
of vengeance upon me, the worst of which was that he would tell his
mother and have me arrested for assault and battery.

"That was my introduction to Neil McPherson, and I am ashamed of it
now, for I came to like him very much."

During the recital Miss McPherson had laughed until the tears ran down
her cheeks, a thing very unusual to her, while neither Hannah nor Lucy
could repress a smile at Grey's earnestness, but Mr. Jerrold looked very
grave, and his wife annoyed and displeased.

"I am glad to hear you acknowledge that you are ashamed," Mr. Jerrold
said; "for I was very _much_ ashamed that a son of mine should so far
forget himself as to fight a stranger whom he had never seen before.
But, in justice to you, I must add what you have omitted, which is that
you went and apologized to the boy for the affront."

"Did you?" Miss McPherson said, turning to Grey, who replied:

"Yes; and I must say that he rec