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l find 'em. We'll go on a pilgrimage from house to house, asking if any lady there has lost a night-cap and found a pair of dueling-pistols.' * * * * * CHAPTER IV. In very good spirits, the party crossed the river, and inquired at the baggage-room in reference to each and all black leather traveling-bags arrived that day, took notes of where they were sent, and set out to follow them up. In due time they reached the Continental, and, as luck would have it, met the unhappy bridal pair just coming down stairs in charge of the policeman. 'What's all this?' inquired the Captain. 'Oh, a couple of burglars, caught with a valise full of stolen property.' 'A valise!--what kind of a valise?' 'A black leather valise. That's it, there.' 'Here!--Stop!--Hallo!--Policeman!--Landlord! It's all right. You're all wrong. That's my valise. It's all a mistake. They got changed at the depot. This lady and gentleman are innocent. Here's their valise, with her night-cap in it.' Great was the laughter, multifarious the comments, and deep the interest of the crowd in all this dialogue, which they appeared to regard as a delightful entertainment, got up expressly for their amusement. 'Then you say this 'ere is yourn?' said the policeman, relaxing his hold on the bridegroom, and confronting the Captain. 'Yes, it's mine.' 'And how did you come by the spoons?' 'Spoons, you jackanapes!' said the Captain. 'Pistols!--dueling-pistols!' 'Do you call these pistols?' said the policeman, holding up one of the silver spoons marked 'T.B.' The Captain, astounded, gasped, 'It's the wrong valise again, after all!' 'Stop! Not so fast!' said the police functionary, now invested with great dignity by the importance of the affair he found himself engaged in. 'If so be as how you've got this 'ere lady's valise, she's all right, and can go. But, in that case, this is yourn, and it comes on you to account for them 'are stole spoons. Have to take _you_ in charge, all four of ye.' 'Why, you impudent scoundrel!' roared the Captain; 'I'll see you in ----. I wish I had my pistols here; I'd teach you how to insult gentlemen!'--shaking his fist. The dispute waxed fast and furious. The outsiders began to take part in it, and there is no telling how it would have ended, had not an explosion, followed by a heavy fall and a scream of pain, been heard in an adjoining room. The crowd rushed to the scene
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